Ahhh, the meditative experience of getting incredibly focused on a jigsaw puzzle!
“I’ll stop the world and melt with you. You’ve seen the difference and it’s getting better all the time.”
Peanut butter will outlast the heat death of the universe!
This Megabus is leaving at 9:30am whether you’re on it or not!
“Is there a way out? Yes, you could just not drink the wine, but I mean besides that.”
The best part is, wheresmycellphone.com won’t judge you when you’re so drunk you left your phone in a purse that was later stolen.