Welcome back, Bat Fam! It’s time for your recap of the mid-season finale (?!?!) of Batwoman, so let’s dive right in, shall we?
Previously on Batwoman, MARY IS POISON IVY!! Ahem, sorry. Also, we learned that thanks to the OG Joker, Marquis has been on his way to a full-blown sociopathic Joker 2.0.
Speaking of Marquis, we open with him and Ryan (looking DOPE in a leather cap) meeting up in an abandoned parking garage, aka the place where nothing shady ever happens. Not only have the two been planning a covert merger behind their mother’s back, but they’ve also been working on a fly sibling handshake! They’re soon swarmed by vehicles, Marquis is apprehended, and out pops one Ms. Jada Mae (a nickname I learned this week and am OBSESSED with). Turns out, Jada promised Ryan a favor in exchange for her help going behind Marquis’ back.
Like clockwork, as soon as I forget that Vesper Fairchild is a person, BAM! She shows up again. This time, she’s reporting on multiple Poison Ivy crime scenes throughout the city.
MORNING AFTER SOPHIE! I REPEAT, MORNING AFTER SOPHIE!! Our girl is nursing a bit of a hangover after what I can only imagine to be a…therapeutic…night with Renee Montoya. The only sign of Ray Ray though, is the note she left for Sophie giving her free reign over whatever she might find in the fridge. Can you imagine having SOPHIE MOORE in your bed and just…leaving? I love you Montoya, but it couldn’t be me. Soph blearily checks her phone and whatever she sees is enough for her to bolt out of bed.
She heads directly to Wayne Tower, flabbergasted that Mary is Poison Ivy. Sophie immediately asks about a cure as Ryan strolls in, again, looking FOINE, and tells them Jada’s working on it. Listen, I don’t know what they’re putting in the water up in Vancouver, but I swear everyone on this show just gets more attractive every week. At the mention of Jada, Sophie rolls her eyes and reiterates that there’s no way Jada’s doing this for nothing.
And Soph isn’t wrong, because we see Marquis hooked up to a bunch of machines getting ready to begin the freezing process. While they wait, Jada’s scientists are switching gears to work on a cure for Mary’s infection.
Down in the Batcave, Ryan apologizes for not telling Luke and Sophie about Marquis sooner, but she just wanted to protect them from him. Sophie reminds Ryan that she doesn’t actually need to do this by herself; she has people (namely, Sophie) who are willing and able to help her.
Jada’s people think that Mary’s infection is doubling every 12 hours, so there’s a very good chance this is the last night Mary is going to remain the Mary they know and love. While there’s no digital trace of Mary anywhere, suddenly an alarm indicates Alice’s tracker is on the move. No problem! Sophie should know exactly where her roomie went off to, right? That’s Ryan’s thought anyway, until Soph fesses up to not spending the night at home. And Ryan’s face when she realizes the implications of that statement, punched me right in the gut. It’s almost like she surprised even herself by how hurt she is by Sophie’s apparent one night stand. But as quickly as the hurt crosses her face, it’s immediately replaced by concern over the possibility that Mary might be with Alice, lest Sophie sees just how impacted Ryan actually is.
Meanwhile, Alice is driving an RV with Mary sitting shotgun because apparently they wrecked that fancy sports car from the end of the previous episode. Mary demands they pull over as Alice gives her a rundown of Poison Mary’s exploits. The idea of hurting her friends is enough to make Mary physically sick. She’s worried that she’ll be on the lam forever, but Alice won’t let that happen. That is, as long as a certain green-thumbed doctor helps remove the tracking nanobots swimming around in Alice’s bloodstream.
Sophie, Ryan, and a massive amount of sexual tension are cruising in the Batmobile trying to find Alice; a task made exponentially more difficult by the fact that they’re getting multiple tracker signals. They pull over the first person they can, and find Alice’s blood on the trunk. The clever girl left her nanobot-laden blood on multiple vehicles to confuse the rest of the team.
Back in the RV, Mary’s taking inventory of the blood collection supplies she stole from the hospital, and proving to Alice that she knows a thing or two about staying off the grid. She stopped for coffee, but paid in cash and didn’t use her real name. (Shout out to the incredible Daphne Miles, writer extraordinaire and provider of Mary Hamilton’s coffee alter ego!) The two need to find another O-negative donor, because even though Alice can donate to anyone, she can only receive O-negative blood.
And what better place to troll for unsuspecting blood donors than a random pub?! This entire pub situation is giving both Wynonna Earp and The Vampire Diaries vibes, and I am HERE for both. Mary tries some super cringey blood-related pickup lines before the bartender asks them to leave. In trying to get the bartender to change her mind, Mary accidentally uses her new Ivy pheromones to compel her. It works, which is weird because 1) it’s nighttime and 2) Mary is still fully aware of who she is. Like the sweet bean she is, Mary tries her powers again, this time to get free shots for her and Alice. Drunk Nicole Haught would be so proud. Also proud, is Alice, who remarks offhandedly that people actually listen to this Mary. And that’s the shit of this whole thing, isn’t it? All Mary wants is for someone to hear her. Kate didn’t; her dad didn’t; Luke didn’t; Ryan didn’t. The only person giving Mary a chance is Alice. But I’m getting ahead of myself.
Ryan and Sophie are on the side of the road while Luke tells them they might just need to wait for Alice’s blood to dry before they can find the real tracker. Since they’re all sharing bad news, Sophie informs Ryan that if Mary goes full Poison Ivy, Montoya said the city will do everything they can to bring her in. And it’s at that moment that Ryan realizes Sophie was with Montoya the night before.
Sophie immediately does that semi-defensive thing where she tells Ryan she didn’t realize she needed her permission to sleep with someone. Since, you know, it’s not like they’re together or anything. And sweet Ryan is hurt on multiple levels; she’s hurt that Sophie slept with someone else, and she’s hurt that that someone is the woman currently making Ryan’s life miserable. Do I think that’s why Sophie chose Montoya? Not consciously. The two found comfort in each other when they couldn’t find it with the women they actually wanted. I said it once and I’ll say it again — GIVE ME THE ANGST.
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All of the yes !!! Waiting on Wildmoore pins and needles type vibe
This recap is LIFE cause Sophie and Ryan (Megan Tandy and Javicia Leslie) are both fine as hell. I was mad that Sophie slept with Montoya but she was angry at Ryan so I understood why she did it. Seeing Ryan’s face when she found out was priceless because she tries hard to hide her emotions. I am so ready for the angst to be over so we can see what this couple may become. Also, to add Marquis deserves a standing ovation dude went full blown crazy and he had me convinced that he was trying to connect with Ryan. I can’t wait to see more crazy from him and Poison Mary teaming up it should be fun. I think Alice will be left out in the cold and return to the Bat Team…it can only be so many villains in Gotham. I’m anxious to see what Alice role will be – will she follow Poison Mary and be her guide/sidekick or will she grow tired of her and try to take her down with the team she can be unpredictable. I guess we have to wait to January to find out. I hope we see soon for Sophie and Ryan to act on their feelings before the season ends just to see how their dynamic will be.
Ryan and company are going to need to do a lot better to convince Mary that they love her and value her. The whole episode Alice is pointing out all the ways that she’s got her sister’s back (notice that “steppy” is now gone from Alice’s vocab) and all Ryan comes up with is “we are your best friends because we know that you love coffee”. Really Ryan?!? Pretty weak sell.
I absolutely gasped at the Poison Mary reveal. (But where do we think Mary got all of her costume parts? Did she grow them out of plants or…. ?)
This Wildmoore slow angsty burn is really getting to me. The days of pretend girlfriends and tender blanket wrapping seem so long ago!! Bring back the fluff, damnit!
LOL! No ma’am, not Jada Mae Jet! That sounds like someone’s older auntie who still got it going on and…you know what…you right.
I was hoping for some delicious post-coital banter between Sophie and Montoya. I could imagine Montoya being all nonchalant in the cut being playfully antagonistic while Sophie tries to get dressed pretending like she’s not scrambling all while throwing snark herself. Their relationship dictates that that would be the case and I would’ve loved to see it.
Wildmoore man…I hope they don’t drag this out until the season finale. Don’t get me wrong, I love the angst but both of them look too good to not make out at least once. Maybe accidentally on purpose, maybe while undercover at a masquerade ball or something?
Nicole Kang is killing it and I love the Alice/Mary sisterly bond so much especially since it’s all I’ve ever wanted for the both of them. One quibble though…I think I might be in the minority here in hoping the outfit would be more like the promo pic. I get that it’s an homage to the comics and O.G. Batman so I’ll let it slide but I am hoping for an upgrade.
This was such a great episode! The writers have been consistently knocking it out of the park.
I loved Mary using her powers to tell the guy whose blood wasn’t a match to go donate plasma. She’s still Mary even with this new villainous side.
My favorite moment though, was the joke about how Kate would have locked them up and then written a sad note about it in her journal! I cackled. (And I love the character of Kate Kane! It’s also a very accurate roast haha)
I am glad the Wildmoore angst is being dragged out! It will be so much more satisfying if we have to wait for it! I hope we get a little more Sophie and Montoya interacting too.
Also, I’m so impressed by the actor who plays Marquis! He goes from charming to terrifying in the blink of an eye. What a perfect villain.