Results for: straight people watch
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“The Craft: Legacy” Isn’t Just Straight — It’s Bad
Shelli and Drew had such high hopes for The Craft: Legacy, and wow were they dashed by this terrible movie.
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Fool’s Journey: What Makes a ‘Feminist’ Tarot?
“Feminism is about unlocking the bonds of separation. Seeing everyone as equals and raising up those who have been most oppressed by patriarchy. Tarot and oracle decks support this work because they give us a tool to connect to our atomic memory. A memory that knows the equality of all beings.”
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VIDEO: GAYmous’s “Femme on Femme” Will Cast A Disco Witch Sex Coven Spell on You
GAYmous’ new video has everything: crystals, spells, tarot, candles, bondage, glitter, and hot femme on femme action.
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American Horror Story 312 Recap: Go To Hell
Welcome to the penultimate episode of American Horror Story, the show that hits you in the face harder than a left hook from Misty Day.
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American Horror Story 309 Recap: The Yankee Eyeball Swap
Is this show ridiculous? Of course! Am I at all interested in watching TV shows that DON’T feature a talking severed head of Kathy Bates? NOPE NOPE NOPASAURUS REX!
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American Horror Story 301 Recap: Bitchcraft
Go out to your local Halloween store, buy a overpriced plastic witch’s hat, and prepare to hold the fuck onto it!
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American Horror Story Episode 307 Recap: The One With The Zombie Threesome
Welcome to the seventh episode of American Horror Story, featuring an award-winning musical score by Hans Zimmer. I’m sorry, that’s not Hans Zimmer; it’s two goblins humping on a Casio keyboard. My mistake.
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American Horror Story 305 Recap: Burn, Witch, Burn
“Just when all hope seems lost, Zoe beheads the zombie while wielding a motherfucking chainsaw! Look who just became an interesting character!”
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American Horror Story 303 Recap: The Replacements
Welcome to the third episode of American Horror Story, the show for all your minotaur sexin’ needs!
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American Horror Story 304 Recap: Fearful Pranks Ensue
“I would love to know how much money this show spends on snakes, drummers, and chalk.”
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American Horror Story 302 Recap: Boy Parts
“Snakes hatch from eggs and crawl on them. They stab each other in the chest with needles. You know, typical married sex.”