22 Savory Pies to Eat With Your Nemesis

It’s pi day, and I’m sure all the little blogs n such are posting cheeky pie lists, but MY cheeky pie list is special, because it is 1. All about savory pies 2. Vaguely Killing Eve-themed, because why not! My recap of this past weekend’s episode will be up soon, but until then, why don’t we reflect on one of my favorite recurring motifs on the show: shepherd’s pie.

There was the time Eve offered Villanelle some of Niko’s shepherd’s pie.

Just girlfriends eating shepherd’s pie on a date

And then Villanelle really needed to have that recipe so she could make it for Eve.

And then fast-forward to the current season when Eve threatens to make Hot Helene a shepherd’s pie as a weird psychosexual power game.

Hot!!!!!!!!!

Well, you too can make a shepherd’s pie — or another scrumptious savory pie from the recipe roundup below —for your nemesis who you also maybe want to bang? That sounds like a pretty good way to celebrate pi day if you ask me! Use a sharp knife to slice the pie or, you know, do other things.

And yes, there are vegan and gluten free recipes, too! Command+F for those terms to find them!


Classic Shepherd’s Pie

Vegan Lentil Shepherd’s Pie with Parsnip and PotatoMash

via Food52

Chicken Pot Pie

via Food52

Gluten Free Chicken Pot Pie

Clam Pie

via CTV

Mini Lobster Pot Pies

Heirloom Tomato Galette

Vegan Mushroom Pie With Melted Leeks &Herbs

via Food52

Tourtiere

Vegan Tourtiere

Sardine Pie

Easy Steak Pie

Classic Quiche Lorraine

Vegan Chickpea Ragoût Pot Pie

Thai Curry Chicken Pie

Samosa Pie

I couldn’t find a photo of this one, but it’s a Nadiya Hussain recipe, so you know it’s gonna be good!

Vegan Asparagus Quiche

Creamy Leek and Mushroom Vegan Pie

Gluten Free Tomato, Basil, Parmesan Pie

Sicilian Potato Pie

Seafood Pie

via Taste

Savory Hand Pie


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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, short stories, and pop culture criticism living in Miami. She is the assistant managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear or are forthcoming in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.

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6 Comments

  1. I love a savory pie! I especially like to make them when it’s cold outside and I’ve been watching and reading British period pieces. This is the recipe I usually use (with a couple tips being to make sure the crust and soup used are good because that makes such a difference! I always use cream of mushroom soup from the prepared food section of Whole Foods, rather than canned, and Wholly Wholesome crust. I haven’t tried Aldi crust like the recipe suggests, but once I used Wegman’s store brand and it simply didn’t taste right to me):
    https://domesticsuperhero.com/30-minute-loaded-vegetable-pot-pie/

  2. hi this is NOT the biggest problem in my life, but i’m really struggling bc i really want to watch more of this show – i did make it thru season 2 juuuust barely, still scarred from the doll house, but i’m too scared. and i don’t wanna see eve die.

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