It doesn’t matter how old we get, the first days of fall always make us think of going back to school — and what better way to celebrate that we never, ever have to be in high school again like taking a quiz about which gay high school would have been ideal for us.
Heather Hogan is an Autostraddle senior editor who lives in New York City with her wife, Stacy, and their cackle of rescued pets. She's a member of the Television Critics Association, GALECA: The Society of LGBTQ Entertainment Critics, and a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer critic. You can also find her on Twitter and Instagram.
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Riverdale!
I own both a jean AND a leather jacket, how did you know?
Rosewood – how did I bring this on myself? 😂
Aw, Truham-Higgs, appropriate as I just watched the entire show for the first time over the last couple of weeks. Indeed I was a softie/romantic at heart in high school.
I do feel like the lack of fandom-related content on this quiz did not accurate represent my personal high school experience of queer longing, projecting desire onto Dana Scully, B’Elanna Torres, and Trinity from The Matrix. But maybe that is purely a symptom of being in a tiny rural high school in the early aughts….
Academy of Unseen Arts? Sounds like an interesting place.
Same.
lol of course i got East High. WHAT TEAM?!
Constance Billard/St. Jude’s – Gossip Girl
I want to be mad…but i’m not
Sunnydale!
HELL yeah Riverdale High