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Some pet owners teach their puppies to fetch things, or jump, or sing gospel music. Some pet owners teach their puppy to respond when Tyra Mail arrives.
VIDEO – Autostraddle Behind-the-Scenes #5: Julie & Brandy Have Tyra Mail For Nacho
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Strut your stuff Nacho!
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Love this! I also like how it looks like Julie is pinching her arm at the end, as if to make sure she’s not dreaming? I am definitely TEAM NACHO.
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i want TEAM NACHO wristbands for dinah shore wknd
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Wait…did I just help come up with a thingggg for Dinah?
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“Nacho” would fit on these:
http://store.krazystraws.com/merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=KS&Product_Code=nstraw-1&Attributes=Yes&Quantity=1
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That is pretty much the best accessory to TEAM NACHO wristbands. So…how many would we need then?
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hi i am in a relationship with brandy howard’s earrings
that is all
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Nacho steals the show, once again.
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this was the best minute of my day and it’s 11:33pm so i’ve lived a lot of minutes today
this was the best minute of my day
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I agree with this statement
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i feel like this video makes fetch happen
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Stop trying to make fetch happen. It is NOT going to happen!
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Why should Triple D get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under her big FEET?
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Generally I tend to let people who are named/ who have triple D’s do anything they damn well please.
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when i had a blackberry my phone used to yell TYYYRAA MAIIILLLLLLL (AHHHHHHHHH!) every time i got a picture message. i miss those days. i wish someone would send me pictures of nacho. i wish someone would give me nachos but then i will have to be a plus side model and miss jay will give me attitude about my signature walk in panel. oh, cute dog.
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i want to be a plus side model, i would like to model the baked potatoes, vegetable of the day, side salad (i don’t know if they have different models for the salad) but i don’t want to be the coleslaw
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Nobody ever wants to be the coleslaw. And the rice pilaf? That is a whoooole other story.
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i want to model couscous.
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now i’m hungry.
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me too buddy
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I just MADE couscous. Want some?
Stef can model it.
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riese – I think there may be a 2013 AS calendar theme in the making here.
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this is seriously so funny
i want season 2 NOW
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SECONDED.
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ahahahahaha.
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Y’all are fucking hilarioussss for this one.
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Coming home from a shitty 5 hour class to Nacho cuteness pretty much made my night. One of my cats yelps like that all the damn time, and it’s not cute at all.
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Well if you weren’t a lesbo fucking cat lady, that wouldn’t happen.
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WINNER
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I need a puppy. That puppy, more specifically.
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Good luck. Word on the street is that Nacho’s security team does NOT fuck around.
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Literally the first google image result for “Nacho security team, holy fucking shit”
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1) That’s a fantastic search query, despite the terrifying results.
2) Just kidding. Not that puppy. Any puppy will do.
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that’s fucking hardcore as it should be. it is Nacho after all.
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I just fell asleep for like three hours and woke up and watched this. Now I’m going back to sleep immediately and there’s a 78% chance I’ll dream about this dog. I’ll keep you posted.
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flying scorpions
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NICE TRY.
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can I has Elvira in autostraddle video
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um ok so i had a chihuahua for not long enough…. i miss and love him. THIS VIDEO WARMS MY HEART AND SOUL
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This is how I want to start my day everyday.
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Howling in Brandy Howard’s lap? Me too, my friend, me too.
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“YOU’RE PERFECT NACHO.”
In other news, now I need to cross “Dog howling in response to Tyra Mail” off the list of possible film thesis ideas. Julie & Brandy are always one step ahead.
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I’ve never had a puppy before, but I’ve successfully kept a plant alive for nearly a year, so!
When I get a puppy I hope it smiles with it’s eyes too. That is a skill that takes you places for sure.
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So true story, Autostraddle is blocked at my new job under the filter “mature content” (read: lesbosexy). Coming home to videos and comment threads like this make it all okay. This whole fucking thread is a comment award. Let’s be honest. You all rock.
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Oh, um … nevermind the PS I put on the #4 BtS. This video almost made me admit to liking dogs.