I don’t know how many of you have watched Hot Ones on YouTube. It’s a show where a small white man (Sean Evans) interviews people while they eat wings with sauces that get hotter and hotter. Well, he doesn’t just interview your average person — he of course interviews celebrities. I love that he completely ignores their pain with each passing wing and continues to ask them the most in-depth ass questions.
I’ve watched random episodes of the show for a while now, clicking through to find a celeb I like eat chaotically spicy wings while I chomp away on my takeout, or just having the show on as background noise while I’m getting work done. Occasionally looking up to tune into a great question or reaction to one of the more spicer bites. Inevitably, I found myself watching the episodes with the dykes, the lezzies, the queers, the ledollarbeans, because well — duh.
So, I turned it into a list for you to save and watch the next time you’re bored and find yourself on Youtube wanting to watch something gay that isn’t a fan cam of scenes from Killing Eve, you’re welcome.
“If I were to have a normal civilian job it would probably be like a french fry connoisseur.”
“I feel like I’m gonna get in trouble with the hot sauce community.”
“Can I call my mother?”
“NEVER! I will never tap out!!!”
Abbi Jacobson & Ilana Glazer
“I mean, my face is sweating — but I’m chillin'”
“Do you know what farm they came from? ‘I’ll find out later.”
I couldn’t find a quote to use but it doesn’t fucking matter — you’re all going to watch her video anyway.
Also hard to find a quote but I mean — she takes off her leather jacket soooooo….
“I don’t know what’s happening to me anymore.”
::chaotically laughs into the milk before taking small nibbles and trash-talking chicken nuggets::