Things I Read That I Love #92: More Like Staying Drunk

vintage-library-ads-cant-start-youngerHELLO and welcome to the 92nd installment of Things I Read That I Love, wherein I share with you some of the longer-form journalism/essays I’ve read recently so that you can read them too and we can all know more about Brazillian Blowouts! This “column” is less feminist/queer focused than the rest of the site because when something is feminist/queer focused, I put it on the rest of the site. Here is where the other things are.

The title of this feature is inspired by the title of Emily Gould’s tumblr, Things I Ate That I Love.

Nancy Dubac, The Duck Whisperer (June 2013), by Felix Gillette for Bloomberg Businessweek – About the woman who saved The History Channel and made A&E a major player by picking up a bunch of reality shows that don’t have anything to do with history, arts or entertainment. I like it when ladies are in charge of shit, though.

The Burn of The Beautiful Blowout (August 2013), by Oulimata Ba for narrative.ly – About toxic beauty treatments that like destroy human beings on the inside, specifically the Brazillian Blowout treatment which straightens your hair and gives everybody a mouthful of fomaldehyde.

The Things He Carried (November 2008), by Jeffery Goldberg for The Atlantic – This guy went through airport security with alarming shit for a long time, with the aid of somebody who seems to have dedicated his life to undermining the TSA, and discovered quickly that money going to the TSA would be better spent elsewhere, with regards to terror prevention. Mostly I was thinking, “this would be a very different article if he was not a white man.”

Ten Years Later: The O.C.’s Influential Glamorization of Teen Drinking (August 2013), by Nolan Feeny for The Atlantic – Apparently a lot of parents thought there was way too much drinking on The O.C. and had a lot of feelings about it.

**The Child Exchange (August 2013) by REUTERS – This is a really compelling four-part investigation by Reuters, you’ll need to set aside a good hour or more to get through it, but you will get through it, because you will be horrified and captivated. Basically, parents who adopt kids from overseas who turn out to be more than they can handle often pass the children off to other parents they meet on internet message boards on Yahoo about “adoption disruption.” Without government oversight, this means these kids often end up living in squalor with parents who are physically and sexually abusive or who have records or who’ve had their own kids taken away by Child Protective Services.

The Most Racist Thing That Ever Happened to me (September 2011) by Toure for The Atlantic – The author asked 105 people of color about the most racist thing that ever happened to them. The results are really compelling, it’s a great read.

Something Something Something Detroit (August 2009), by Thomas Morton for Vice – About lazy journalists flocking to Detroit to write misinformed stories and document ruin porn and how many of the buildings oft-photographed in Detroit to illustrate its sad state aren’t actually indicative of Detroit’s sad state (like an auto plant that closed in 1956, well before the city’s illustrious decline). This is obviously even more true today and I think I even shared another piece on this topic in a previous TIRTL.

The Last First Day (August 2013), by Bernadette Murphy for The Rumpus “Beneath all the time and energy and love and passion John and I have lavished on our children, there’s been an unacknowledged specter hiding, hoping we’d stay busy enough to not mind his presence. But as our time of being a family with at-home children has ticked away, that specter has gotten bolder, his presence harder to deny. He had one thing to say to us: Your marriage is not working.”

The Hair Down There (August 2013),  by Caroline Rothstein for narrative.ly – At first I was like, ugh not another article about the feminist relationship to body hair and waxing, but it was actually really interesting and good! Like she did actual interviews with humans (with a concerted attempt to talk to people of diverse gender presentations and sexual orientations) instead of just talking about her own bikini line for 800 words. Definitely the best handling of the topic I’ve seen yet.

Dave Lozo’s Bag Skate: Here are some of the dumb things I’ve done during my time as a hockey writer, by Dave Lozo for The Score – This is a humorous piece I found very entertaining despite not knowing anything about hockey (but I do know a lot about Dave Lozo, obvs).

Farewell to the Enchanted City (July 2013), by Elizabeth Minkel for The Millions  – “There are a lot of “leaving New York essays” out there, nearly all of them framed from the vantage of the author’s new location, a place that’s usually less shiny or less gritty, somewhere that’s better in a lot of ways but invariably shadowed by nostalgic regret, maybe a kind of lingering sense of not having “made it” here, whatever that means. They follow a tested formula: you march confidently across the Hudson possessed with extreme naivety, because you are impossibly young when you arrive in New York, no matter your age on paper; you quickly learn the same sorts of hard lessons that people have learned for years on end; you pay a lot and get very little and sharpen your cockroach-killing reflexes; you have moments of startling clarity, as you reference specific street corners or landmarks or bits of cultural currency, paired with embarrassing vocalizations of these moments of clarity.”

 

Some pieces which update previous pieces:

Jon Krakauer has a follow-up piece on the actual cause of death of Chris McCandless, the subject of Into the Wild.

If you read the article about EliteDaily I posted a few weeks ago, you should read this follow-up piece from The Awl about a follow-up post on TechCrunch because I think you will enjoy it and also it reminds me of how the guy from Bustle was willing to talk to Valleywag about our article but basically got everything wrong and didn’t seem to have actually read our article?


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    • Yeah, that was one of the most viscerally distressing things I have read in a very long time — all of these parents saying baldly that they *hate* the kids they’ve adopted, sending them to live with total strangers, jesus. It’d be bad enough if it were a *pet* that you’d adopted, you know? Truly something out of the Brothers Grimm.

      I read most of the article a few days ago, and its lingering effect on me has been, like: there’s a park by my house where my gf and I go to play tennis some evenings, and a group of kids hangs out there led by a pair of foul-mouthed tween girls who are, in most ways, obnoxious and disruptive. And yet. I’ve experienced this surge of compassion for them; I’ve definitely become better able to look past their obnoxiousness to the sweet, conflicted gestures of sort-of friendship that they’ve made. So this is not concretely related, and it will not do anything useful about the horrors the article discusses, but a sense that it is not tolerable for any of us to abandon the “bad kids” has lodged in me more deeply than before.

      • Maybe its because i’m young but I cannot fathom that there are people in this world that would give up the kids they promised to take care of, to raise and love as their own flesh and blood yet I read the article and find that there are people in the world who are truly monstrosities. Kids are a handful no matter where they come from or who they are, as a parent or guardian it is your job to care for them and raise them as if they’re the last good thing humanity has left in the world why would one ever traumatize children who are clearly already hurting and don’t have ways to express themselves or could be understood?

        on a side note: I thought whoever came up with all the reality TV shows on the History channel and A&E was an uber manly man… I’m glad that I was wrong :D

        on another side note: In “The Things He Carried” I had to stop after I read about A FREAKING HEZBOLLAH GIFT SHOP??? WHATS NEXT THE GAZA LAS VEGAS STRIP BY HAMAS?? WHAT IN THE WORLD WHY IS THIS EVEN A THING???

  1. JC

    That article on pubic hair was really great and reaffirming. At the end, she mentions that she ignored, for the most part, the historical context, which to me is quite interesting.

    At one point in the article, she mentions how the French started to push women into pubic grooming towards the beginning of the 20th century. Having just read an article from the 18th c. by a French natural scientist, Buffon, describing how horrendous Native American females appeared to him because they removed most of their body hair, I thought it was very interesting to see how the attitude toward body hair changed.

  2. LB

    I also like it when ladies are in charge of shit, and whoa, the Chris McCandless follow-up is so interesting. I feel like Krakauer gets so much undeserved criticism (from other writers mainly), but maybe that’s just my love for adventure/disaster stories getting in the way.

  3. I just want to say this is my favorite part of autostraddle. Like I feel extra happy each Friday because I remember this is posted :)

  4. That Child Exchange article is utterly heart breaking. I had no idea that was even a thing! Honestly, I shouldn’t be surprised, though. It’s just so horrible.

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