Things I Read That I Love
Things I Read That I Love #317: One Moment Could Be Ecstatic and The Next Perilous
Things I Read That I Love #316: Beach-Ball Buttocks Mimicking The Most Famous Bottom In The World
Things I Read That I Love #315: The Cult Thing Was Real, But In a Positive Way
Things I Read That I Love #314: There Were Many Days In Which Several People Were Typing
Things I Read That I Love #313: In A “Peeking Around The Dinner Party Host’s House On Your Way To The Bathroom” Kind of Way
Things I Read That I Loved #312: The Key Word is “Oneself,” Which Is Irresistible To 20-Year-Olds
Things I Read That I Love #311: As If I Were a Train and the Last Page Was Anna Karenina
Things I Read That I Love #310: Eight Minutes Of Scream-Talking The Coolest Things You Can Think Of
Things I Read That I Love #309: Like The Cone With Flowers Coming Out of it to Look Like Ice Cream
Things I Read That I Love #308: I Have Spent Many Lonely Nights Zombie-ing Around the Target on Flamingo
Things I Read That I Love #307: “I Fall In Love (Cue Your Laughter)”
Things I Read That I Love #306: She Has a Colander On Her Head, Like A Conspiracy Theorist
Things I Read That I Love #305: How Various Plaid Shirts Made Their Way Into My Closet
Things I Read That I Love #304: I Want to Pretend That I’m Cooler Than Crying About The Velveteen Rabbit
Things I Read That I Love #303: A Discontinued Snack Emits a Strange Aura
Things I Read That I Love #302: Cosmo Tutorials On How to Come Didn’t Make Much Of a Crack In The Bell Jar
Things I Read That I Love #301: A Truly Raunchy Line Involving a Sandwich Bun and a Hairdresser
Things I Read That I Love #300: What Are We Doing Here, In This Short Time On This Dying Rock?
Things I Read That I Love #299: A Nice Ass Lurks Somewhere On The Horizon, Like the Presence of God
