Fulfill Your “Lesbians Dancing & Having Sex” Fantasies Already, It’s NSFW Sunday!

hand-outLESBIANS DANCING AND HAVING SEX: One of many magical things about lesbian website management is perusing the variety of enchanting search terms that bring young dudes & hot horny lesbian sluts to your virtual homosexy webbernet village.

LoveHoney UK goes over some of their favorites in “Lesbians Sell Vibrators to Housewives Door to Door,” which I clicked on, obviously, because I thought, that is a fucking amazing idea, lesbians should sell vibrators to housewives door to door!

This inspired us to check out some of the most unique recent lesbian sex-related search terms that brought ‘websurfers’ to Autostraddle: topless hula dance, spider straddling girl scene, sexy lesbians girls in bras pictures, oil lesbian sex vids, finger fucked at the opera, michigan cunts, lady gaga lesbian sex, drunk hipster sex, girl with flat chest lez video (represent!), “i banged a girl and made the situation awkward,”  and, obviously … lesbians dancing and having sex.

ABOUT FANTASIES BUT NOT ABOUT UNICORNS: Over at YourTango, Jessica has an unfulfilled same-sex “hookup” fantasy and doesn’t know what to do about it. Although she only categorizes herself as “straight-ish” (but not bisexual), the author reviews a number of intense girl-crushes and reveals that she went to homecoming with Carly in the 9th grade. Now she thinks she’s met the one (a dude, obvs), but doesn’t know what to do about this nagging desire to fingerblast a hot oily lesbian girl like Katy Perry did. CAN SHE MAKE THIS COMMITMENT WITHOUT EVER DIVING INTO THE MUFF? LADIES?lesbian-sex-scene-2

SAFE SEX: Can you break your clit? Well, no. But here’s some things you should know anyhow about all that. (@carnal nation)

FINGERBLAST: How to Properly Finger a Woman. Because men and women both have fingers, this handy guide can easily be applied to girl-on-girl culture as well. (@sexsecretblog)

Autostraddle brings you the Girl-on-Gallery: Hot Girls in Boyshorts … part two.

FIGHT CLUB: 60 Ferociously Hot Fight Girls. (@coed)

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BDSM: BDSM for beginners: You’ve probably seen some form of BDSM depicted on television, in movies, or even snuck into an otherwise “vanilla” porno. Maybe it made you curious, maybe it turned you on, or maybe it turned your partner on and now you sleep with one eye open, afraid that some night you’ll wake up to get a glass of water and find yourself tied to the bed. (@pleasure happens)

DYKE PORN: Where’s all the good dyke porn? Bren Ryder and others offer answers, and the writer discovers “whereas gay-boy porn can tend to segregate by type — all twinks, all bears, all black, all leather, etc — dyke smut includes everything, all at once. Maybe it’s because the industry doesn’t have the sheer volume that it can be picky, or maybe it’s just that the lesbians are more inclusive and less judgemental.” (@xtra)

We have gotten a lot of feedback from people wanting to be sex writers and we will be getting back to you all within the next couple weeks as we plan for the future! At the moment we are getting on a cruise with a bunch of lesbian pervs so we’ll see what happens!

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12 Comments

  1. Oh man I can relate to YourTango’s Jessica. I’m pansexual currently in an openish (open but never got anywhere) relationship with a pretty cool guy. I’ve never been with a girl, aside from an awkward kiss with a friend, and it’s bugging me!! I really want to spend some intimate time with a girl, but can’t get anywhere. I seem to give off “straight” vibes and people are surprised when they find out I rank about 4 on the Kinsey scale. It doesn’t help that (at least here in Australia) there’s still this stigma against bisexuals/pansexuals saying that we’re greedy or we’ll dump them for men or whatever. bah.

    What do I do? How do I find that great girl to snuggle and cuddle? It’s gone to the point where I’m asking my guy for dating advice. -_-;;

    • Well it’s definitely not just Australia. There is a lot of discrimination against bisexual women in the lesbian community in the United States as well. A lot of it does have to do with fear of abandonment, especially for men, whether that fear is real or perceived. I would never have a problem dating a bisexual woman who wanted to be in a relationship with a woman; however, I think I would be wary of entering into an experience with a woman where she and I are looking for different types of fulfillment. It sounds like you may not be looking for a full scale relationship, and if you are interacting with women who are looking to be exclusively in relationships with other women, it could be hard to find a lesbian or bisexual woman to simply experiment with, if that is solely what you are looking for. I don’t think the problem is your country or even your orientation. The important thing is to be open and honest about what you are looking for. If you are just looking to experiment sexually, then make sure to be upfront so that your sexual partner does not feel betrayed or blindsided and so that you don’t end up having to deal with the unwanted complications. Maybe try looking for other pansexual/bisexual females in your position if you continue to receive negativity from lesbians in your area. Also, you might try looking for resources on the internet, and if there is a Gay and Lesbian Center any where near you, that is always an excellent place to go for advice. Good luck!

  2. Like Tiara, I also could have written that article myself. It is my story exactly.

    Difference is, I broke off the engagement with the guy and pursued the girl I really wanted. Still together, 2.5 yrs and counting…

  3. hmm…lesbians…and BDSM… two really hot and inspiring things I’ve never tried together. For me it sounds like vodka&beer… But I wanted to share some thoughts about my bdsm experience.
    You know, most people that I know in the community -and I also belong to them- knew they were kinky before they even knew what sex was. Men and women into bondage loved playing cowboys and indians when they were kids, they were as long as they were the ones being tied up!
    You may believe me or not but I thought my sexual desires meant I was an unmarriageable freak and I would die alone=)

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