Who thinks they got $1,000 every time they mentioned the “power of the clam.” Also is this boring for everyone, or just for us because we’ve experienced these “scenes” first-hand (L.A. Lesbians) and you know, like do The Tudors watch The Tudors? JK, we’re not The Tudors, but like, we’ve hung out with them a few times and that was enough. Like does Julia Child watch Top Chef, probs not, also I think she’s dead right. So anyhow.
Is it different if you’ve never witnessed the scenes in these particular cities, is that interesting enough? That’s a real question. I mean basically lesbians are lesbians are lesbians, this isn’t All My Lesbian Children, give us something to hold on to. What if this really is a show for straight people, is that possible?
Like, seriously. Is this it? The Hills Have Clams?