Because you’ve always wanted to hear Jon Gosselin say the words “I’m not masturbating.”
This week on the show that no one besides me and Stef are talking about, it must be lunchtime at this shoddily constructed preschool of a mansion, because everyone’s throwing tantrums and Farrah’s fibbing to the class. James Deen was not your boyfriend, sweetheart.
This week on a show that makes my own therapist worried about me, Ghost is little more than a thin membrane of double standards, Farrah and orders her dessert before her drinks, and Whitney and Sara float blankly in the corner until they talk about hitting each other because they are “passionate”.
A show about “celebrities” with “relationship problems” being solved by a “professional” team of therapists. Quotation marks intentional.
This week on “The Real L Word,” everybody got married to dolphins!
This week on The Real L Word, some people fell in love and some people yelled at each other and some people can be content playing bingo and paying rent!
This week on The Real L Word, Romi and Dusty reunited, Whitney and Sara visited Connecticut, Amanda went to a dinner party in New York with Kiyomi and Somer couldn’t make it! Hijinks ensue!
This week on The Real L Word, everybody is still at Dinah Shore playing golf, making out with each other or talking shit about each other or catching feelings. Who killed Rosie Larsen? This episode won’t answer that question.
This week on The Real L Word, everybody went to Dinah Shore and talked about each other to each other!
Does Whitney Mixter of “The Real L Word” ask herself a lot of questions? Yes. Who put all these questions into a video supercut for you, watching all of Seasons One and Two without dying of alcohol poisoning? This guy.
This week on “The Real L Word,” various lesbians sat at tables and talked to each other!
This week on The Real L Word, everyone fought about stupid shit and something terrible happened and there was a lot of crying.
This week on The Real L Word, I took a long nap, Kiyomi drank too much, Whitney popped the question and Amanda inhaled toxic paint fumes.
This season on The Real L Word, everyone is happy and everything hurts!
The good news is that the same voiceover artist who did the “Who Killed Jenny” promos is still employed by Showtime.
This is where I’d tell you exciting things about the teaser and cast for Season 3 of The Real L Word, if there were any. I had frozen pizza for lunch!
New York City, here we come!
Are you in Los Angeles this Saturday? Come out to The Real L Word charity basketball game for Vote for Equality’s efforts to defend The FAIR Education Act!
Free at last, free at last. Thank Ilene Chaiken almighty, this show is finally f-cking over at last.
Whitney, Claire, Sajdah, Kelsey, Sarahahahara, Scarlett (YES SCARLETT), Alyssa, Romi, Vivianne, Francine, Cori and Kacy share coming out stories and also debunk common “lesbian misconceptions.”
This week on The Real L Word, everybody cried because everybody hurts, sometimes.