Editor’s note: This quiz originally ran in March, but it was broken! It’s fixed now. Enjoy your gender!
Gender is more than identity words and pronouns — it’s objects! More specifically, gender is a series of exactly seven extremely niche inanimate objects. You probably didn’t learn this in your Gender Studies class, and that’s because I made it up. Answer these questions to determine, once and for all, which object best fits your vibe.
Which Inanimate Object Is Actually Your Gender?
Gender is a spectrum ... of inanimate objects.