Quiz: Which Mean Girls Character Are You?

I mean I don’t know what else was to tell you, Mean Girls is queer culture. It was decided by a jury of your peers. There’s always been Damian (who’s officially “too gay to function”) and Janis, who we claimed as our own long before the Mean Girls universe was ready to do the same. And maybe you’ve heard the long established TikTok theory that the queen bee herself, Regina George, is most certainly a lesbian.

Whichever way you want to cut it and whichever pen you choose to write about it in your burn book, Mean Girls is gay gay gay. On Wednesdays we wear pink has been added into the bylines of the gay agenda. Now making fetch happen? That might take a little longer, of course.

Which Mean Girls Character Are You?

Pick an early morning activity before a very long day of the power ladder horror show that is high school(Required)
Time for breakfast! What are you having?(Required)
What was your favorite subject in high school?(Required)
And now, what was your least favorite subject?(Required)
What sounds like a relaxing weekend activity to you?(Required)
Pick a random inspirational quote by a queer person(Required)
Pick a random flavor of pop tart:(Required)
Based on the options below, which is your favorite color?(Required)
What’s your dream vacation?(Required)
Winter storms and blizzards have taken over large parts of the United States this month. What cozy winter activity draws you in the most?(Required)
And now finally!! Pick a Britney Spears song:(Required)

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Carmen Phillips

Carmen Phillips is Autostraddle's former editor in chief. She began at Autostraddle in 2017 as a freelance team writer and worked her way up through the company, eventually becoming the EIC from 2021-2024. A Black Puerto Rican feminist writer with a PhD in American Studies from New York University, Carmen specializes in writing about Blackness, race, queerness, politics, culture, and the many ways we find community and connection with each other.  During her time at Autostraddle, Carmen focused on pop culture, TV and film reviews, criticism, interviews, and news analysis. She claims many past homes, but left the largest parts of her heart in Detroit, Brooklyn, and Buffalo, NY. And there were several years in her early 20s when she earnestly slept with a copy of James Baldwin’s “Fire Next Time” under her pillow. To reach out, you can find Carmen on Twitter, Instagram, or her website.

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