Quiz: Which Gay Halloween Candy Are You?

As Halloween approaches you are likely already eating a lot of candy, or perhaps stocking up on candy to hand out to the Trick-or-Treaters. As you do this you might find yourself wondering, “what candy am I?” I am here to tell you that you are a person, you are not candy. But I have created an imaginary world in which candy is gay and so are you and now it’s time to play in that world.

Which Halloween Candy Are You?

Pick a skeleton:(Required)
What's your favorite part of spooky season?(Required)
Pick a fall candle:(Required)
Pick a vice:(Required)
Pick a virtue:(Required)
Pick a Halloweeny Movie:(Required)
Pick an accessory:(Required)
Pick a Halloween costume:(Required)
Pick a healthy snack you or a hypothetical hippie parent might give out instead of candy:(Required)

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Riese is the 41-year-old Co-Founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish and has a cute dog named Carol. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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  1. York Peppermint Patties were never my ministry. However, casual sophistication is exactly what I strive for. Why choose between comfort and style? I can have both.

    “You’re cool as a cucumber, your aesthetics are on point, you’re casually sophisticated. Nobody knows if they want you or they want to be you. Luckily you can have both.”

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