Quiz: Which Fictional Queer Jock Are You?

It is the SUMMER OF GAY SPORT! WNBA, NWSL, World Cup! And you know what that means: queer jocks everywhere! Cliches are cliches for a reason. And so, I made you a little quiz so you can know in your heart which fictional queer jock you are. Please share your results in the comments!

Quiz: Which Fictional Queer Jock Are You?

Pick a 2023 Women's World Cup kit.(Required)
What's your workout jam?(Required)
Choose a team captain.(Required)
Which of these statements best describes you?(Required)
Who's your pregame fit icon?(Required)
What quote's on the motivational poster in your locker?(Required)
Which animal would you choose as your own personal mascot to fit your whole vibe?(Required)
You won! Where are you headed to celebrate?(Required)

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Heather Hogan

Heather Hogan is an Autostraddle senior editor who lives in New York City with her wife, Stacy, and their cackle of rescued pets. She's a member of the Television Critics Association, GALECA: The Society of LGBTQ Entertainment Critics, and a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer critic. You can also find her on Twitter and Instagram.

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  1. Your Fictional Queer Jock is… Peppermint Patty

    You’re everybody’s favorite teammate. Some people even call you “Coach” (affectionate).

    — i have no clue what a jock is (horse racing?? underwear??), but i like my result :)

  2. I had Jules. „Nothing pisses you off more than people mistaking you for straight“ 🤣 Love that I got Bend it like Beckham. And damn, did she have abs on that shot.

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