What’s Your Queer Sex Personality?

When you hear the word “sexuality,” you think “sexual orientation,” but that’s only one slice of your personal erotic pie. You probably have some sense of which gender(s) rev your motor, but that doesn’t say much about your overall proclivities. Are you a daring queer kinkster, or are you a little more subdued? Do you flirt to win, or do you prefer a lingering chase? You might call yourself a “top” or  a “bottom” or a “sub,” but there’s a whole lot more to who you are between the sheets. 

Take this queer sex personality quiz to find your sexual persona and the perfect toy to suit your sexual spirit. Learning to embrace your true erotic personality is the perfect quarantine activity, and sex toys are the perfect tools for unlocking your erotic imagination. Sometimes it takes a little trial and error find the right sex toy for you, but this quiz will help you find your way to a toy that matches your vibe.

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Okay, queers. Are you ready? Let’s vibe!


Malic White is a Chicago-based writer, comedian and actor. Follow Malic on Twitter and find upcoming shows on Malic's website.

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20 Comments

  1. I’m a “Smooth Sailor” and the description is more accurate than I was expecting.

    “When you’re having sex, you prefer a slow and steady ride. For you, the rev up and the cool down are just as important as the bumping and grinding that happens in between.”

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