Playlist: Keep Calm And Carry On

It’s nearly December, you guys! Did you hear? If one more person reminds me how quickly the holidays are approaching I’m going to have a breakdown. The prospect of meeting end-of-year deadlines and doing holiday shopping in holiday crowds brings on serious stress, and I suspect I’m not alone in this.

When I get stressed I suffer from sleep paralysis, which is scary and a thing that I like to avoid at all costs. So for me, maintaining a moderate level of chill in the lead up to the holidays is essential. To help with that I’ve compiled a playlist of songs that have an immediate calming effect on my brain and my body. Maybe they’ll help you get through the holiday season too.

This is best listened to on ‘shuffle’. I’ve changed the tracklist at least a dozen times since posting it today.

Keep Calm And Carry On


One Crowded Hour – Augie March
The Lovecats – The Cure
Rosebud – The Jezabels
Tightrope – Janelle Monáe
Run For Love – Joan As Police Woman
Don’t Fight It – The Panics
(Sittin’ On) The Dock of The Bay – Otis Redding
Sing For Absolution – Muse
Numb – Portishead
Future Starts Slow – The Kills
Everlong (Acoustic) – Foo Fighters
Twilight Galaxy – Metric
The Man Who Would Be King – The Libertines
Indestructible (Acoustic) – Robyn
Don’t Dream It’s Over (Crowded House cover) – Sarah Blasko

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31 Comments

    • Oh God. My relatives live a 10 h drive away from us. When I didn’t drive, I’d go into zombie mode (half asleep, half conscious). I’d bring 11 thousand things to do but I’d just kind of sit there and kind of sleep but not really ALL DAY.

      I cannot fathom what 24 hours on a Greyhound feels like but I am actually sending you good thoughts. May you find sleep (and a comfortable postition) so that it goes by faster.

      • thank you! I appreciate the good thoughts. I understand zombie mode perfectly; I may or may not be in it right now. luckily I also have a survival kit of books/music/food/tylenol pm to see me through the rest of this!

      • I had it a lot in my 20s – it was freaking terrifying – but not any more, so there’s hope that things may change for you all, too.

        I had no idea what it was at the time, so when I met a guy who knew a lot about lucid dreaming (and lectured on it) I asked him about it. He told me I was possessed. (I am not kidding.) I didn’t believe him, but had a terrible episode that same night, of course, and it’s harder to be rational in that state. Bastard!

  1. Great list, Crystal!

    Andrew Bird is also good to listen to when you need to take a step back from the day. Same goes for St. Vincent. Throw them both together (like in their Soirèe de Poche jam session) and it’s bliss.

    Other tracks that help me derail stress are:
    Wake Up – Sliimy (because it’s too damn cute to keep you buggin’)
    Kilojoules – Freelance Whales
    Penelope – Pinback
    Gold Skull – Miniature Tigers (animal-inspired band names win in my book)
    Mushaboom – Fiest
    Black and Blue – Miike Snow (bands with doubled-up vowels do, too, I guess)
    At the Beach – the Avett Brothers
    Nothing Brings Me Down – Emilíana Torrini (duh)
    DLZ – TV On the Radio
    My Girls – Animal Collective

    Ok…I could keep going, but won’t.

  2. For the first time in my 24 years of life I am: 1) Working on Thanksgiving 2) 500+ miles away from family/friends on Thanksgiving 3) Having the reaction of “Well, shit. What does one do by themselves on Thanksgiving?”

    I feel like maybe this playlist is my answer? New plan: Listen to these songs on Thursday and eat a turkey sandwich. Pow!

  3. I’ve found that a good way to combat sleep paralysis is to think about sex. No really. And then you end up dreaming about sex. And the only bad part about that is that you wake up horny. BUT OH WELL. It takes out the terrifying factor and distracts you from the increasing difficulty of breathing, replacing everything with oh my that feels good.

  4. I have listened to this playlist a dozen or so times already. Very good list. I really enjoyed the acoustic Robyn.

    My personal keep calm playlist includes:
    Betty is a Bombshell – Grouplove
    The End – The Lower 48
    Noche Nada – Givers
    Kansai – Ra Ra Riot

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