After four episodes of chaos and lack of direction both within Litchfield and the overall arc of the season, Orange Is the New Black finally managed to pull it together enough to produce an episode worth watching (save for one MAJOR issue).
Everyone deals with their impending prosecution for murder by having sex with their high school sweethearts.
Angie announces, “I’m the jefe now!” with one of the harshest American “j” sounds ever and decides there will be a talent show and the guard/hostages will perform. So, we know where this is going.
Really, Linda? Really?
Hey did y’all know white guys have feelings too?
It wasn’t a death dream! Our favorite beautiful bisexual genetic science mastermind is alive!
“You’re gonna want a quick, catchy clickbait. Something to really grab the liberal market — that’s who you wanna appeal to.”
Now with 100% more Tamsin!
None of us have ever deserved Mona Vanderwaal.
We’ll never know the answers because the season ends here and Netflix FUCKING CANCELED THIS POIGNANT AND ARTFUL MASTERPIECE OF A SERIES. No, YOU’RE crying.
Emison I guess?
Go get ’em, Supergirl.
Paige and Emily say goodbye for the last time.
Welcome home, Cat Grant!
Paige and Emily kiss and twirl and Ali finally realizes she’s pregnant with Emily’s child.
Just some gals being pals at brunch. Worth each other’s extra effort.
Emily and Aria strongarm Sydney Driscoll while Hanna operates on a life-size doll wearing her face.
Maggie and Kara work together to save Alex’s life. (And reader, they do.)
Alison and Emily and Paige still have no idea how to close a door or whisper.
“I’ve never stood behind a man.”