No Filter Fed Cake to a Glitter-Encrusted Miley Cyrus

Welcome back to No Filter, the most prestigious sociological study on Autostraddle dot com. In this week’s important celebrity news, Kristen Stewart still doesn’t have an instagram account, and Kate Moennig is probably setting up a croquet set in your backyard. Let’s dive right in to see which heavily curated glimpses into the stars’ private lives the universe offered us this week!

I would be remiss if we didn’t begin No Filter with the ultimate reunion of gal pals.

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Cara Delevingne just found out about reading books. It’s been a big week.

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No real comment, I just thought you might like to look at this lovely picture of Ellen Page. She also went to the first-ever pride in Jamaica, because Ellen Page is an actual angel.

Laverne Cox looks like a goddamn beautiful butterfly in these sunglasses.
In which Sara cheats on her unbelievable cat with this delightful dog.

Then that dog was like “whatever” and hung out with Samira Wiley, I guess.
Angel Haze learned a valuable lesson about getting matching tattoos with your girlfriend of about ten minutes.
Generally I try to keep these to photos that happened during the current week, but Jamie Clayton’s instagram just appeared on my radar and goddamn, let’s talk about this picture with Mariah Carey.

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👅 @wmag @mileycyrus @mertalas @edward_enninful

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I don’t even know where to start with this W Magazine spread of Stella Maxwell feeding cake to a glitter-covered, mostly naked Miley Cyrus, but it’s here and so are we and that’s where we’re at right now.

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  1. I guess I need to start watching Sense8 because Jamie Clayton is a literal angel. Holy dang.

    Also, when I saw that Miley & Stella pic on my instagram feed, I was like, “Well, that’s definitely ending up on autostraddle!”

    • Jamie Clayton, yes. Just wait until you see her flawless eyebrows up close. And rolling around in a bed with Martha Jones. And ‘hacking.’ She’s gorgeous.

      • right? A friend of mine told me “I guess I’ll never be able to see Freema Agyeman as anybody else than Martha Jones.

        To which I replied : wait till you see her with a rainbow strap-on!

        • I like to think that after Martha Jones finished saving the world with UNIT she retired to SF to just be queer and enjoy the beach and the fog and stuff and that’s why when her GF could hear other people’s voices in her head she just rolled with it instead of thinking she was crazy.

  2. I really enjoy creeping people’s sunglasses and seeing what they’re looking at when they post a pic like that.

  3. I love Victoria’s Secret and the Angels. Past and Present Angels, from Adriana Lima to Karlie Kloss, and now Elsa Hosk. Stella Maxwell is quickly cheating the line to becoming one of my favorite new Angels.

    So many fun shenanigans. Carry on with the cake and the glitter. Looks like a great photo shoot.

  4. I had no idea that Jamaica had a pride parade for the first time, that makes me so happy I could cry. Half of my family is Jamaican and so homophobic but this gives me so much hope.
    Thank you so much for sharing.

    side note, the number of ridiculous things i would do to achieve even half the level of fabulous that is Laverne Cox in those sunglasses is approximately 9 bajilllion

  5. thank god for this quality journalism/instagram stalking. what would i do without no filter?

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