The Magic Button: Make Everything OK

Jess’s Team Pick

Ever want someone to pat you on the head and tell you that everything will be just fine?

This magic button does just that.

Do you feel better now?

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Jess is a pop culture junkie living in New York City. She enjoys endless debates about The L Word, Howard Stern, new techy gadgets, DVR, exploring the labyrinth of the Lesbian Internet, memoirs, working out, sushi, making lists, artsy things, anything Lady Gaga touches, traveling, puppies, and nyc in the fall. Find her on Twitter @jessxnyc or via email.

Jess has written 240 articles for us.


  1. This post came shortly after the mini-earthquake we felt in Boston as I thought I was going to die alone in my underwear while watching the Lisa Frank video.

    I pressed the button. Everything is okay now. Thank you.

  2. Ok so after this button thing happened I was weighing out…some chemical (yeah, I’m a scientist) and the balance said “waiting for stability” and I looked mournfully at it and thought “you’re going to be waiting a long time, little dude.”

    and then I needed to hit the button again.

    Everything is okay now.

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