It’s the last Friday of 2019 and we, here at Autostraddle, have a very important question for you: Do you save all your text messages?
A follow-up: If you don’t save all your text messages, how do you save your receipts?
Also: If you don’t care about saving texts and/or receipts, how on earth do you settle any dyke drama that may enter your life?
And: Are you a minimalist or a maximalist when it comes to your contacts?
Okay listen I have more questions but I’m gonna let this conversation speak for itself. We got into all this and more in Slack recently – please enjoy this absolutely ridiculous group check-in about our phone-related behavior and then hop into the comments and tell us who you relate to most in this exchange.
XOXO, GOSSIP GIRL
Shelli Nicole: Y’all — did you know you can finally search through text messages in iMessages
Jehan: WAIT. Like in a thread?
Shelli Nicole: YES!
Just swipe down in the messages and type a word and any convo it’s come up in appears!
TIME TO UNLOCK NEW LEVELS OF PETTY AND HAVE COPIOUS RECEIPTS! No more screenshotting!
Dani Janae: Oooooo
Drew Gregory: I AM THRILLED
I wonder how far back it goes…
valerie: welcome to my world of PULLING RECEIPTS. signed, an android user.
i’m happy for y’all
Shelli Nicole: If only this were around during mybig break-up
Christina Tucker: Wait…hasn’t this always been a thing??
Shelli Nicole: I don’t think so? I’ve tried in the past but I could also be terribly mistaken
Drew Gregory: There’s always been a search function but it barely worked and now it seems to actually work
Christina Tucker: okay yes
that tracks
it SOMETIMES worked
Shelli Nicole: Well now that it does I’m ready to win all future arguments
Drew Gregory: The biggest change is it shows you multiple searches for the same person! It used to only show the most recent one and would drive me crazy
Shelli Nicole: “— and right here is when you said you would in fact, not, be on that bullshit — but here we are”
Christina Tucker: YES that was THE WORST
As a person who used to send MANUAL read receipts when I had an android, I live for this kind of pettiness at my fingertips
Drew Gregory: I’m terrified of someone looking through my photos not because I care about nudes but because of all the convos I’ve screenshotted
Christina Tucker: SAME
Jehan: easily a top 5 fear
valerie: do iphones not automatically put screenshots in a separate folder??
Shelli Nicole: Yes titled “when I was right”
valerie: lolol
Christina Tucker: “I win again”
vanessa: Valerie they do now but they still get mixed in sometimes
This is hilarious and Drew I agree
I will say it kills me every time there’s an iPhone update and I can TELL the update was created to help us be more petty
Like user feedback was clearly “HELP ME BE A PETTY BITCH”
I’m user
Anyhow when they came up with the ability to screenshot and send it and then delete it immediately without even saving to your film roll I was like “oh I am Seen”
carolyn: *whispers* does anyone else just… delete their texts
Shelli Nicole: Every day for some reason! I only keep the text of my group chat of besties, my mama, myself and of whomever I’ve been hanging out with/sleeping with that I talk to lots
I also only have 15 contacts saved in my phone by first initial only!
Idk I’m a double Taurus who loves a good minimal moment
[redacted: actual screenshot of Shelli’s contact list, which looks exactly like how she just described!]
vanessa: Shelli how are you keeping all these receipts with only 15 contacts?!?!?!?
I want Shelli and Carolyn to write how-to’s on having minimalist phones
Drew Gregory: This is blowing my mind. As someone who has never deleted a text thread. And has photos on my phone going back to my first iPhone aka 2015.
And I have so many contacts who I have no idea who they are.
Shelli Nicole: I save them in an album on my phone and title them of the person lol
carolyn: I had text threads back to 2015 and then I turned someone them into zines, and THEN I got divorced, and now I delete every conversation that isn’t in progress or has remaining action items. If someone says something especially fucked up and I want to remember, I screenshot it and then back that up to not-my-phone and still delete it from my phone. Same with someone who says something sweet/great/important to remember but that I keep on the device for longer
Christina Tucker: I have NEVER IN MY LIFE DELETED A TEXT THREAD
I need the archives!!!!
Abeni: i recently got a new phone and felt like organizing my contacts. i had hundreds and hundreds in there, every single contact going back like 10 years! i had dozens in there that just said “first name OKC” or “first name Tinder.” dozens that i had no idea who they were. students i hadn’t taught in 10 years.
anyway i cleaned it out! but i couldn’t never go as far as y’all damn. i’ve never deleted a text! and i have never found a need to keep receipts. I don’t think I’ve ever screenshotted a text convo except with that person’s permission bc what we said to each other was funny?
Drew Gregory: I NEED to start adding Tinder after the names of people from Tinder
I’m so naive and am always like well it’s just a matter of time until I learn their last name and then shocker we stop texting and now my contacts are filled with random first names I don’t know
rachel: I still have the contact saved for Roman, the truly awful Ukrainian real estate agent who found my friends and I an apartment with a slumlord in 2010
I almost call him by accident maybe once a month
Drew Gregory: I accidentally called this random person I worked on set with four years prior and then panicked and blocked her number. And then ran into her at a party literally that night and she was like “…hi? Nice to see you again. Did you call me this morning??”
Abeni: I have a thing where I have to put in a last name for every contact. I do the awkward thing of asking for someone’s last name when I meet them just to have it in there, and I often get a like, “why do you need to know this? so you can stalk me on facebook?” but I’m not even on facebook! I just like my contacts to be neat
carolyn: I for sure also want last names. Or if it’s a tinder thing it’ll be [first name] [time we’re meeting] [place we’re meeting] [fact about them i need to remember if any]
Abeni: carolyn! that’s brilliant
carolyn: thank you! i’m bad at remembering when someone is new but good at setting things up so i don’t have to
valerie: Yeah I usually put some kind of clue as their last name in my phone. I don’t usually delete anything (emails get archived, files get put into an “archive” folder) because I’m a digital hoarder but I recently was so frustrated with People as a concept I ended up deleting 90% of my text threads. BUT I still have my screenshot folder of both receipts that need keeping and extra sweet things people say.
Heather: oh wow. i have my iphone set up to delete any text message over 30 days old. aren’t y’all afraid you’ll accidentally use up all your storage on text messages and miss a chance to capture important photos of life milestones like when your cat gets a new heated bed, then sleeps in it for the first time, then sleeps in it for the second time, then sleeps on it for a third time, etc.
vanessa: this has been the funniest truest thread we’ve ever had, i think?
riese: i also never delete texts!
also this conversation made me laugh out loud 45 times
vanessa: it truly is a capsule of each of us
FWIW i have accidentally flashed strangers and MY MOTHER nudes in the past week because i can’t be bothered to hide anything properly or delete anything ever
my nudes, to be clear
not sure if that is more or less horrifying
i’m careful with other peoples nudes!!! YOU CAN TRUST ME WITH YOUR NUDES. just not my own i suppose.
Sally: Heather, I hate to break your logic, but it would take several hundred pages of pure text to take up as much space as one cat picture
Shelli Nicole: I store my nudes in a separate calculator app for future use
vanessa: shelli you are a goddamn genius and i want ALL your iphone storage tips
“a separate calculator app” WHAT??
i store all my nudes of myself in…my camera roll
where my mother can accidentally swipe on them while looking at bridesmaid dress options
i store everyone ELSE’S nudes in a secret hidden folder or i just don’t download them and leave them in our text chats
which is part of why i would never delete a text thread!
Shelli Nicole: I’m ready and waiting for someone to leak some nudes I sent because the only thing my iOS press release will say is “you’re welcome”
Abeni: heather, i was gonna say what sally’s saying. texts take up no space. i also pay however many $ a month for icloud photo storage. i have never had to worry about space on my phone and can always get the cheapest model with no storage space bc i’ve never once used up storage on my phone
i don’t take or receive enough nudes to have a protocol BUT i found out recently in ios you can long press on a photo in your camera roll and it allows you to put them in a “hidden” folder!!! i don’t remember how to go back and find them later lol but it’s great for when you’re showing someone a pic and they’re a nosy-ass swiper.
speaking of, we all agree that the correct way to act is when someone shows you a pic on their phone you don’t swipe around AT ALL right??? though i’ve also heard if you know someone’s a swiper you can zoom in a tiny bit before showing them because then they can’t swipe around
valerie: i barely want to hold someones phone when they’re showing me photos. even when they tell me i can swipe around for more i look to them with nervous eyes for further confirmation before each swipe.
AMEN. Happy Friday, cuties. Tell us about your phone habits and organization in the comments, and have a lovely last few days of the year!
Also firmly team never delete my texts.
I do comb through my screenshots every month or so and make sure to delete anything incriminating.
The only time I deleted texts that weren’t just login codes, political campaign messages, etc. was during the summer after my first big queer crush, under the misguided notion that it’d help me get over her. It did not. But now we’re friends!
It was time, more than anything, and realizing that we have very different communication styles. Abrazos!
Oh wow, to have the fortitude and self-discipline to delete crush texts. That’s inspirational
“I’m terrified of someone looking through my photos not because I care about nudes but because of all the convos I’ve screenshotted”
… saaaaaaame
This!!! I just got divorced and it’s been a lot of screenshots 😂
Team “The Only Convos I Screenshot Are The Best Puns”
Does it count if you’re your own MVP? Asking for a friend
I’m the friend :)
It’s the team efforts with the passing, the set up, the perfect shot that are the best.
Plus I don’t know if the dribbling or the fouls are more entertaining
I think we’re getting our Mets mixtaphored. Though I suppose any sport could have a Most Voluble Punner
Listen, the only sports I know anything about are indoor, so.
Ah, like pun pong. Or badminpun?
You can slap an ass in the outdoors, but the indoor events get all the spectators.
Also once a year when I see fam I carefully lock 98% of photos on my phone
And I just don’t hand my phone over the rest of the year. My family are the only ppl that doesn’t work with…
Shit,it’s possible to lock photos on your phone?
I showed my mom, whom I see once a year, something on my phone yesterday and realized after two minutes that she was scrolling through the entire gallery.
That’s not going to be something that’s going to happen again anytime soon.
Being able to lock photos would really relax that situation for me in the future.
It’s important to relax
I have never once gotten into an argument over text chat. I’ve never had to use a text as evidence in a later argument. When my group chats get hostile I bow out, like the gentle lady I am.
And I never delete anything.
I will show you my photos tho
just ask nice
@snowfell please show us your photos :D
Well, we have to put the old year behind us
so
Did they drill their own chains to the wall?…
The holidays are tied to consumerism, so yes? in a way?
Definitely seems ready to ring in the new
Oh she’s ready set go my friend
hello, I’ll be in a pool of water slowly melting.
Come on in Al, the waters WARM
Did everyone get the presents they want? Or the punishments they deserve?
Submitting a formal request for a reinterpretation of the phrase “my photos”
@chandra I am co-signing that request
Oh your authorship was never in question, though looks like someone is certainly standing corrected
Ack my first comment placement fail
Correction can happened while bent over, they certainly don’t have to be straight
Good good, being straight is overruled here
I took ’em, their my photos
Interpret that
Damn I’m proud of that picture! So many hands, and I caught the reflections in a really interesting way and
And
“They’re”
PHONE
I just assumed you were making a pun on the possessive pronoun
It IS a great shot, especially the two angles of the face in the mirror
There are FACES in the shot?? Oh, yeah..
Find the smile in this photo, win a prize!
The prize is the smile. You win!
We’re all winners here!
Tear open those presents then!
Or unwrap these presents
Whatever tickles your fancy
This is also me. Deleting texts? Now that is a concept.
Sometimes I delete texts but usually I just let them fall into the ether when I get a new phone. CLEAN SLATE BAYBEE. I will keep contacts for a long long time regardless of when I last interacted with them, but only if I remember who they are.
I tend to only delete texts when someone has exited my life (or I’ve exited theirs). If I don’t, my moon-in-Cap ass *will* re-read every one of our conversations looking to analyze where the first signs of [insert what ended the relationship] were. It’s easier just to delete texts and pretend I’m Elizabeth Hamilton burning all my letters from my philandering husband.
I have like, ten shows worth of contact sheets carefully stored
is it likely that I the sound designer will ever need to text shop hand number three? no! But what if
Was shop hand number 3 hot? because
This thread made me delete a bunch of old texts and contacts so thanks for helping me organize my phone a little
I don’t delete texts or chats, which was helpful when my wife and I were applying for me to sponsor her and we had to show proof of our relationship (with certain parts very carefully edited out of course). Other than that the only reason I’ve had to scroll back through texts in the past was when I was feeling heartbroken over my ex and needed to remind myself why I was better off on my own.
As for pictures, I TRY to hide nudes in a separate folder that’s SUPPOSEDLY hidden, and it works when I’m in the Gallery app, but if I’m in another app trying to attach a photo from the gallery, they still show up. ARGH
Had to find a translation for „save your receipts“ that made sense to me in this context (non-native speaker confusion) … I love deleting texts especially if I find them ambiguous and keep coming back to them. Problem solved!
Same! I feel very British ( and old)
It never occurred to me that taking nude selfies and storing them on phones was a “thing”. hmmm, must be generational.
Please don’t look at my phone, mom.
MOM !
🙈😳
In actual fact,
My mom could look at my phone, bless her soul, and she wouldn’t find anything eyebrow-raising.
I’m doing this all wrong, aren’t I ?
I mean, I don’t know your mom, or which if any of you are doing it wrong, but feel free to leave this on your phone to test the ol’eyebrow meter.
If you’re doing it wrong you’re not alone.
The only ones I ever took on my phone and stored were for reference of something I painted on myself because using a paper doll was too frustrating.
But also I swore off sharing nudes before smart phones with nice cameras became so widespread after the recipient of my generous gift dared to critique my body with a tone of disgust and concerned horror.
Good lesbian lords, Lex, I’m so sorry that happened to you. What an asshole that person was.
Ugh seconded, they did not deserve your gift at all 😡
Ahahaha HI RIESE’S MOM, we’re all doing just fine with our phones don’t worry
The only time I delete texts is if I had a fallout with the person. I keep texts cause who knows when I need some info, like password, address or screenshots people send me. The other week my bff shared one of her old posts about trans Justin Beiber being creepy on OKC(he said he’s a stud cause his mom told him so, therefore she has to go out with him). I remembered the convo & searched my text for it, which I sent her. We had a good laugh about it. My friend didn’t have those screenshots since the phone they were on was stolen by a sound cloud rapper. lol It’s also nice sometimes to read the sweet things people have messaged you to remind you of the good.
i am a drew who wants to be a shelli/carolyn but has an irrational fear that if i don’t have evidence of my past everywhere i will forget that i existed and become psychically unmoored in time and space. ironically, it is usually a deep dive into old photos or texts that results in that feeling, so.
I don’t backup my texts and I feel free
I’ve never bothered to delete a text. And I’ve only screenshot funny exchanges.
I refuse to engage in a text fights. If it’s important they can call me or gird their gonads and talk to me face to face.
I’m not passing angry notes like a school child.
Nope.
Was gifted a $25 Amazon gift card and it feels like blood money. I think if I use it even if it’s something I need and cannot get elsewhere what ever I buy will feel cursed.
Here’s what I did when I got a Walmart card: buy something a little over the card value. Pay the remainder on a regular credit or debit card. Go back the next day and return it, get the full refund on your card! It might work with cash, or they might try to give you another certificate for the whole value. I think you can do it at whole foods, but it should work online as well.
I am very team Drew and Christina in this situation! I never delete texts so I have them going back to like 2017 when I got this iPhone. I need the archives as Christina said, I want to be able to reference back and see when I had conversations and find the nice things people have said to me. I keep meaning to go through my pictures and contacts but it hasn’t happened yet so I have contacts from group projects in undergrad still for some reason. My goal is to do a weeding of my phone before I get a new one.