I surveyed some of the plant parents here at Autostraddle, and we’re all so excited to show off our little ones. If you’re a plant parent, show off your babies in the comments, too!
It’s Taurus Season — so let’s get vibey.
“Just thinking about hearing the door creaking sound effect has leveled me.”
The case for Bagel Bites: they are affordable and lovely and delicious no matter what.
Where to begin, really, with this emotional juggernaut during one of the most emotionally intense periods of our collective lives?
From no-sew options to fancy patterns, there are a lot of options.
This is just a handful of the things that have made me smile and cackle while my phone is propped up against the toaster while I’m standing over the stove eating hamburger helper in my panties (the lasagna one SLAPS).
Literally why not?
Story #6 titled “Honeymoon” is very gay. Not with a Disney-style exclusively gay moment, but with some actual textual ‘Le mot L’ dyke drama.
The Baby-Sitter’s Club is gay! And coming to Netflix! But also really gay!
Which one do you want to be your girlfriend: mini moon, thicc moon, or mommi earth?
Want help diagnosing your sick plant? Curious about houseplant pests? Just wanna talk about your favorite plants? What about sharing a PLANT SELFIE?
“Willing to travel but prefer that you live nearby because the earth is dying.”
The only thing that takes away from this scene is Mila Kunis’s god awful choice in footwear.
“I aspire to be described as terrible and lovely.”
“OMG ok i just remembered downloading and printing out nudes of LARA CROFT when i was like 11.”
Have you ever asked your best friend to take photos of you naked in a bubble bath drinking wine and eating donuts as a fun vacation activity? Just wondering.
I’m going to be honest with you: this post is happening because no one responded to my query on Twitter.
Didn’t think I’d ever use the 5 W’s to talk about pussy but here we are.
The Autostraddle team has an impromptu discussion about our own personal phone policies surrounding screenshots, text receipts, being petty, saving contacts, and…cat photos.
Turns out you can learn a lot about a person based on what we hold near and dear to our sleeping spaces!