Are You A Proud Plant Parent? Show Off Your Babies!
I surveyed some of the plant parents here at Autostraddle, and we’re all so excited to show off our little ones. If you’re a plant parent, show off your babies in the comments, too!
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8 Music and Crystal Pairings To Celebrate Taurus Season
It’s Taurus Season — so let’s get vibey.
What Was Your AIM Screen Name and Do You Wanna Log Back On?
“Just thinking about hearing the door creaking sound effect has leveled me.”
Let’s F*ck Up Some Bagel Bites
The case for Bagel Bites: they are affordable and lovely and delicious no matter what.
Fetch Those Bolt Cutters, Emotionally Intense Weirdos: It’s Fiona Apple Album Day
Where to begin, really, with this emotional juggernaut during one of the most emotionally intense periods of our collective lives?
How to Make DIY Face Masks for Coronavirus
From no-sew options to fancy patterns, there are a lot of options.
These Videos Are 100% Guaranteed To Make You Smile
This is just a handful of the things that have made me smile and cackle while my phone is propped up against the toaster while I’m standing over the stove eating hamburger helper in my panties (the lasagna one SLAPS).
You Should Make A Blanket Fort This Weekend
Literally why not?
Duolingo is Gay! And It Could Be Gayer!
Story #6 titled “Honeymoon” is very gay. Not with a Disney-style exclusively gay moment, but with some actual textual ‘Le mot L’ dyke drama.
The Baby-Sitter’s Club Is Coming To Netflix And We Are Very Excited
The Baby-Sitter’s Club is gay! And coming to Netflix! But also really gay!
The Moon Is A Lesbian and So Am I
Which one do you want to be your girlfriend: mini moon, thicc moon, or mommi earth?
Ask The Plant Doctor: You Have Questions About Your Houseplants, Cee Has Answers
Want help diagnosing your sick plant? Curious about houseplant pests? Just wanna talk about your favorite plants? What about sharing a PLANT SELFIE?
Ooooohhhh, I Wanna Lex You Up!
“Willing to travel but prefer that you live nearby because the earth is dying.”
Sex Scenes I Used to Click My Mouse to in My Dorm Room
The only thing that takes away from this scene is Mila Kunis’s god awful choice in footwear.
In Honor of Rude Women
“I aspire to be described as terrible and lovely.”
What Are Your Earliest Internet Memories?
“OMG ok i just remembered downloading and printing out nudes of LARA CROFT when i was like 11.”
This Just In: Going On Vacation Is Relaxing and Fun!
Have you ever asked your best friend to take photos of you naked in a bubble bath drinking wine and eating donuts as a fun vacation activity? Just wondering.
Did You Know You Can Test The pH Balance Of Your Vagina In Your Very Own Home?
I’m going to be honest with you: this post is happening because no one responded to my query on Twitter.
It’s January 3, Do You Remember What You Did On NYE?
Didn’t think I’d ever use the 5 W’s to talk about pussy but here we are.
If You Delete Your Texts, How Do You Save Your Receipts?
The Autostraddle team has an impromptu discussion about our own personal phone policies surrounding screenshots, text receipts, being petty, saving contacts, and…cat photos.
