Google Queers Queries With Gaydar and Android’s Got “Is My Son Gay?”

Not content with cornering the email, search, map, video, and browser markets, Google is making its way into the newest in experimental technology — gaydar. Thanks to a new, unannounced feature, searching a celebrity’s name with the words “gay” “bisexual” or “lesbian” returns a pretty good guess at their sexuality.

Like similar “best guesses” on celebrity height and product releases, Google’s gaydar uses algorithms that reference articles and interviews. The feature isn’t universal; only a select few individuals pop up for the time being. While I’d love to get my hands on the full list and know what exactly qualifies someone for inclusion, I’m probably more likely to marry Shakira. So in lieu of anything official, I’ve created a small sampling of people who may be relevant to your interests. Feel free to add to the list.

Searching celebrity names might be a fun way to spend the afternoon, but what’s the point? It’s hard to figure out what exactly Google’s angle is. Doing similar searches with the word “homosexual” doesn’t trigger the feature, suggesting that Google’s heard the news that word choice matters and that “homosexual” tends to be bogged down with more negative connotations and used by anti-gay bigots than more favorable terms like “gay” and “lesbian.” Could this part of Google’s effort to to make being queer as normal as memorizing the digits of pi?

If so, why doesn’t searching a name with the word “straight” return any results? If the goal is to remove the otherness from being gay, then shouldn’t its (more accepted) opposite be subjected to the same algorithm?

Speaking of questions, Google’s Android market has a new version of 20 Questions for you to try out: “Is my son gay?” Developed as a translation of its French version “Mon fils il-est gay?,” the app  has users answer questions about their son and gives you a dubious prognosis based on how stereotypically masculine or feminine his behavior is.

According to the International Business Times, questions include:

+ Does your son dress up nicely?

+ Does he pay close attention to his outfits and brand names

+ Does he read the sports page in the newspaper?

+ Does he like musical comedies?

+ Is he a fan of divas (Madonna, Britney Spears)?

+ Does he spend a long time in the bathroom?

To which I say: rubbish! How do you know your son is powdering his nose and not playing football with a roll of toilet paper? Finn does both and enjoys musical comedies and he likes girls so much that he’s a lesbian!

but the other kind

The app’s polarizing reviews either praise the creators for their sense of humor and call the app harmless (I’ll start buying this when gay-bashing stops, kids stop killing themselves, and marriage equality is legalized) or call it out for being dangerous and stereotypical. I like self-effacing humor as much as the next person, but there’s just not a whole lot to laugh at here. Between the played-out jokes and the fact that the app’s being marketed toward parents who are concerned about their sons, it’s doing nothing more than promote homophobia. As a side note, reviewer Sean gets a comment award for pointing out that you can save time and money by not being a complete idiot: “There are better more important questions to ask, to find out, like ‘SON ARE YOU GAY’?”

Until Google knows that Portia de Rossi is just as gay as her wife and there’s an app that can definitively tell me if my barista wants to make out, technology can keep its nebby little nose out of my gay business.

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  1. how can an app have a self-effacing sense of humor? hello android are you an out and proud homosexual? ok no then shut up. we’re funny enough and don’t need your help with that k thanks.

  2. Not sure you can blame Google for the app considering it’s an open-source platform and anyone can write stupid apps for anything…

  3. I just don’t know how to handle the world sometimes.

    There should never be an app used to stereotypically determine your sons sexuality.

  4. I believe the term for LiLo is instead LILO VAGUESEXUAL (Trademark of member Katie). And it prob got nothing for Michelle Rodriguez because she says confusing stuff (for the search engine’s brain) when she says doth-protest-much things like ‘Mitchie likes sausage’.

  5. I tried it and it didn’t work for me. Plus, any gaydar that says Marcus Bachmann is straight can’t be relied upon.

    • Also wanted to add that everyone may have some, erm, secondary needs in the bathroom that do not involve makeup.

  6. “There are better more important questions to ask, to find out, like ‘SON ARE YOU GAY’?”
    haha seriously. from their questions, i assume they’d call my brother the straightest man around (definitely NOT).

    also, jake gyllenhaal? you sure google?

  7. Dude!! I noticed that google gaydar thing awhile ago, but when I tried to find out anything about it the internet was quiet. I too tried to find out who it would return results for and who it wouldn’t.

    …it seems to have disappeared, though.

    • All I remember is that Google says Katherine Hepburn was most likely bisexual and that Dave Grohl is most likely straight.

  8. All these sorts of things are designed to do is sucker people into joining right wing churches.

    And pay $10s of thousands of $$ to fix their kids. The American Psychiatric association says these fix the gays treatments are false and DANGEROUS.

    I know a fixed gay. He said that gays support the Psychopaths of the westboro baptist church – Phelps gang

    “And that Matthew Shepards parents should have fixed him” Blaming the parents for their kids grisly murder.

    So much for fixing gays. We should put these fixers in jail for practicing false Psychiatry without a license. Includes Bachmanns hubby.

  9. I want an app that activates the front facing camera on an Iphone and then adds rainbows and text stating “You are a fabulous homosexual” to every picture taken.

  10. ohmygod you used the word nebby ohmygod
    finally someone speaks my language
    that nebby made my day
    thanks laura

  11. if someone is that concerned about whether or not their son is gay, why not just open your mouth and ask? if you need an app to tell you, then maybe you aren’t ready for the answer, in which case, leave the poor kid alone!

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