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Sex + Relationships
Anonymous Sex Toy Review: Geode Dildo
I wish this Aggro Crag were maybe just a smidgen less aggro.
Articles Published on The Toast That I Later Learned Were About Me, a Partial List
“Looking back the flirtation was sort of obvious? Danny characterized the general tone as ‘I wanted you to know I didn’t speak French, but that I was still smart.'”
10 Cute Daytime Dates for Spring and Beyond
In defense of daytime dates: they rule.
For Your Consideration: 30 Slightly Unhinged Post-Breakup Activities That Aren’t Actually That Bad
Embrace a little chaos without getting in trouble with your therapist.
A Rose by Any Other Name: The Arguments for Dating Someone with the Same Name as You
“Honestly I love myself, and I think I’m super hot.”
You Need Help: What Does My Crush on Someone Older Than Me Mean?
“I have recently grown attracted to someone who is older than me. Not too much older, but enough to make me question where I’m coming from.”
Queer Horoscopes for May 2019: Claiming Joy and Power in Your Body
Taurus season is in full bloom — whatever your relationship is to embodiment and pleasure, expect it to change this month.
30 Alternatives to “I Want You to Run Me Over With a Car,” Courtesy of Villanelle from “Killing Eve”
12. Punch me in line for prison cabbage
Queer Sex Coven: F*ck a Candle, Find Your Perfect Partner
Are you lonely? Horny? Stop being a muggle and act like the witch that you are. Have sex with a candle to summon your perfect partner.
A Brief Investigation into Dating Someone With the Same Name as You, A Real Thing People Actually Do
A brief investigation into the particular phenomenon within same-sex relationships of same-name relationships. Are you okay with being Megan to her Meghan? Why??? I am listening.
Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Squish, a Cute Little Thing From Unbound
In which three powerful women come together to discuss the same vibrator.
What to Do About Every Gay Crush You’ve Ever Had, Have Now, and Will Have in the Future
Crushes are wild and often irrational, but I’m a Capricorn so I’d like to make them slightly more logical. Here’s how you can do that, too.
5 Unofficial Lesbian Relationship Milestones
Whereas we are conditioned to expect a First Date, followed by landmarks like Carefully Crafted First Instagram Post as a Couple and Attending Family Event in Neutral-Toned Sweater, a gay relationship may look more like Be Codependent Best Friends for Three Years Before Realizing You’re In Love Without Ever Going on a Date, followed by Emotionally Turbulent Road Trip to Visit Your Ex’s Rural Co-Op Together.
Put a Spring in Your Step with Something Seasonal from Eve’s Toys
Congratulations on making it through winter! Why not reward yourself with a new toy so you can feel as good as it looks outside? In a world that’s saturated with black, purple, and Sex Toy Hot Pink™ options, these precious pastel toys that pack a powerful punch will have you walking with a spring in your step.
Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Trigger
Reader, there’s a lot going on with this toy.
10 Queers on What’s Made Them Go for the Second Date
“It didn’t work out, even on that second time, but she was really fun and I thought the haiku was inspired.”
The Truth About Cats and Dogs and Gay Dating
We’re here today to talk about dealing with your crush’s pets, and also dealing with your own pets in the context of your crush!
Queer Horoscopes for April 2019: Get Ready to Receive Deep Gay Magic
As Jupiter moves retrograde, get ready for some deep, gay magic coming at you from the cosmos this month.
Queer Sex Coven: Have You Heard the Good News About Sex Magick
Sex magick is using your orgasms to cast spells. I’m going to teach you how to do it.