12. Sometimes Love Doesn’t Win, Quinn
I wish this Aggro Crag were maybe just a smidgen less aggro.
“Looking back the flirtation was sort of obvious? Danny characterized the general tone as ‘I wanted you to know I didn’t speak French, but that I was still smart.'”
In defense of daytime dates: they rule.
Embrace a little chaos without getting in trouble with your therapist.
“Honestly I love myself, and I think I’m super hot.”
“I have recently grown attracted to someone who is older than me. Not too much older, but enough to make me question where I’m coming from.”
Taurus season is in full bloom — whatever your relationship is to embodiment and pleasure, expect it to change this month.
12. Punch me in line for prison cabbage
Are you lonely? Horny? Stop being a muggle and act like the witch that you are. Have sex with a candle to summon your perfect partner.
A brief investigation into the particular phenomenon within same-sex relationships of same-name relationships. Are you okay with being Megan to her Meghan? Why??? I am listening.
In which three powerful women come together to discuss the same vibrator.
Crushes are wild and often irrational, but I’m a Capricorn so I’d like to make them slightly more logical. Here’s how you can do that, too.
Whereas we are conditioned to expect a First Date, followed by landmarks like Carefully Crafted First Instagram Post as a Couple and Attending Family Event in Neutral-Toned Sweater, a gay relationship may look more like Be Codependent Best Friends for Three Years Before Realizing You’re In Love Without Ever Going on a Date, followed by Emotionally Turbulent Road Trip to Visit Your Ex’s Rural Co-Op Together.
Congratulations on making it through winter! Why not reward yourself with a new toy so you can feel as good as it looks outside? In a world that’s saturated with black, purple, and Sex Toy Hot Pink™ options, these precious pastel toys that pack a powerful punch will have you walking with a spring in your step.
Reader, there’s a lot going on with this toy.
“It didn’t work out, even on that second time, but she was really fun and I thought the haiku was inspired.”
We’re here today to talk about dealing with your crush’s pets, and also dealing with your own pets in the context of your crush!
As Jupiter moves retrograde, get ready for some deep, gay magic coming at you from the cosmos this month.
Sex magick is using your orgasms to cast spells. I’m going to teach you how to do it.