Autostraddle Air Mail Is Coming Soon To An Inbox Near You

Bonjour mes amies! If the number of emails and formspring questions I’ve gotten in the past week are any indication, a lot of you are worried that I never got your pen pal requests or that Autostraddle Air Mail isn’t happening any more. That is so not the case! In the interest of keeping y’all in the loop/quelling any anxiety I might’ve caused, I wrote you a poem in the style of William Carlos Williams.

UPDATE: If you’re still looking to join, jump on over to this survey and you’re in, baby!


This is just to say

I have gotten

your emails

that contain

your vital stats


and which

you were probably


to receive responses to last week


Forgive me

there are 865 of you (!)

so it’s taking longer

than I expected

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  1. Woah, I was waiting until I was living somewhere permanently before signing up for this.

    Now I am concerned there will be no-one left to write to…


  2. This makes me feel a lot better! For some weird reason I was anxious that my stats weren’t good enough and so I didn’t get to be part of this. But now I’m excited again!

  3. I know it’s too late to sign up so I just sent an email and I really really really hope there is a spot for me because I really want to be a part of this!
    This is the appropriate moment to say: pretty please with a cherry on top!!! :)

  4. This is incredible and awesome! Hey, maybe I could write to a couple of ladies so I could send 2-3 letters at a time instead of just 1.

    Maybe now I will check the mailbox more often than once a week. :)
    # whatbills

  5. Jeeze, the things you guys do for us. I feel like as well as the regular donations there should be a ‘you work way too hard, have a whiskey on us’ fund.

    Also, way excited to find out who my pen pal is!

    • yes, you should have a whiskey/drink of choice on us! I’m unable to cope with more than 5 mails in my inbox.
      you should totes expose your mail address so we could send 865 thank-you notes

  6. I’d love to sign up too! (I dare say you’ll easily end up with a thousand gladies at this rate.)

    So is there anything we can do to help? It sounds like a lot of work to do all on your own.

  7. Yo so I just realized that this was a thing and if there was another round of sign-ups and penpal distributions and things that’d be awesome because I’d be all over that like sand on a beach towel.

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