VIDEO: Autio/Video Teaser of Autostraddle’s New Webseries

The future is f*cking bright, kids. I hope you’re wearing 1-5 pairs of sunglasses.

We have been keeping a big secret from you which involves our favorite comedian of all time doing a webseries for Autostraddle called Julie & Brandy in Your Box Office.

BUT! Also. also. also. Though we’ll be bringing you a FULL teaser for our new show AutoNatic (I know, we voted on Nat’s What She Said, but we do what the pretty girl tells us to do Nat was so cute about liking AutoNatic better that we had to submit to her desires, but we have serious plans for a Nat’s What She Said SPECIAL SEGMENT) very, very, very, soon…

…today we are going to bring you a very special teaser for all of our brand-new webseries! You know, like they do on Showtime and stuff. Right? We’re fancy!

We don’t want to say too much more. ‘Cause we want you to be surprised, and maybe have a party in your pants? Is that too much to ask? When was the last time you had a real party in your pants…?
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AutoNatic

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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In Your Box Office: with Julie & Brandy

They see the movies so you don’t have to.

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Autostraddle Behind the Scenes

You know how we do.

Riese is the 37-year-old CEO, CFO and Editor-in-Chief of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, blogger, fictionist, copywriter, video-maker, low-key Jewish power lesbian and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and then headed West. Her work has appeared in nine books including "The Bigger the Better The Tighter The Sweater: 21 Funny Women on Beauty, Body Image & Other Hazards Of Being Female," magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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79 Comments

  1. Nat demonstrated scissor fingers, which are my favorite type of fingers, second only to chicken fingers! And who is the cute blonde w/ Julie Goldman? Is that her companion girlwife ladyfriend? hmm. Well, I always have a party going on in my pants, but after watching this, my pants decided to invite other people to the party… and install a disco ball. SO YOU KNOW ITS SERIOUS. yayayayayayayayayayay for the future! :)

  2. I just saw Julie Goldman on The Sopranos. I yelled “HI JULIE GOLDMAN” at my TV. And it was a way better moment than when I saw he-who-must-not-be-named on The Sopranos (you know, the guy with the gossip website).

    This is so exciting/awesome. The teaser was full of epic.

  3. you know how most years around this time, you’re anxiously waiting to see how ilene managed to fuck everything up this season? what i’m feeling now is like the exact opposite of that. eeeee!

    • so true! I’m afraid it’s a mirage that Ilene has somehow manufactured and that if I walk towards it I’m going to fall into some kind of canyon that plays the interrogation tape re-runs and is decorated like Max’s baby shower.

  4. the future is SO EXCITANT. Julie and I share some feelings about James Cameron, no biggie.
    Also Bumblebee at 2:17 made my nerdy heart go pitter-patter.
    Can’t wait!!

  5. This is making me really excitant! I need to buy more sunglasses for sure- alot of people probably do now if we want to keep our homosexy vision. I think autostraddle just single handedly revived an entire sector of the economy.

  6. OMG you are really doing this! I’m so proud and a little teary-eyed but never mind that. It’s been a pleasure following you from Sunday Top Tens and Insomnia Poems to this rainbow coloured Internet empire, and at this rate I bet you’ll reach World Domination before Ellen does!

    Also, the fact that Nat liked my half-joking AutNATic win comment so well she changed the name of the series is the best thing that has happened to me since that HTYSTC award! Yay for democracy!

    • Haviland, you need an icon/avatar/whatever it is called. It is pretty much your civic duty. Also, as autostraddle’s BFF you have to represent. andmaybeijustwanttoseeyourfacebecauseyouarepretty

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