Star Trek N00b, Episode 11: The Corbomite Maneuver (Kirk’s P-P-Poker Face)
Didn’t you get the memo about threatening shapes?
Star Trek N00b, Episode 6: The Enemy Within (Poor Frozen Sulu)
In this episode Sulu freezes his ass off while Kirk gets emotional, drinks, and performs experiments on Unicorn Puppies.
Star Trek N00b, Episode 2: The Man Trap (Oh My!)
“Okay, I had a fangirl moment once George Takei appeared on screen.”
Star Trek N00b, Episode 1: The Cage (of Forced Heterosexuality)
“The Talosians realize that Pike isn’t sold, and try to seduce him with a bizarre harem illusion with Vina as a green exotic dancer. Dayum, Pike. You’ve got some weird fantasies.”