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Your Completely Queer Guide To Horoscope Hookups
Welcome to the most in-depth amazing massive guide to queer-girl zodiac horoscope compatibility anywhere in the entire universe. “What’s your sign?” is a totally valid pick-up line, and don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.
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Queer Horoscopes for May 2024
Taurus season followed by Jupiter in Gemini? More of a dance party than a TED talk.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for April 2024
I wouldn’t say this April is the cruelest month but it isn’t necessarily kind. So, right now, it’s up to us to be kind to each other.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for March 2024
Pisces season may cause you to feel like someone waking up in a panic and tripping over their slippers. Best practices? Stay in bed a little longer.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for February 2024
This Aquarius season, we should stay with trouble.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for January 2024
In 2024 we need to be able to think the unthinkable.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for December 2023
Sagittarius season comes with Venus-in-Scorpio vibes. Can you accept the kind of care she’s offering?
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for November 2023
Scorpio season is showing us what we don’t want to see. Feel your feelings and find your courage.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for October 2023
There is a common misconception about Libra energy that it is “peaceful.” As we move into this fairly dramatic Libra season I’d like to reframe that. Libra is interested in restoring balance.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for September 2023
For me, Virgo season always conjures the smell of sharpened pencils and fresh paper.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for August 2023
Leo season is here in all its exuberance. Release the need to be impressive.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for July 2023
Cancer holds the secret of queer love: fierce and tender protection.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for June 2023
It’s pretty gorgeous that Pride Month begins in Gemini season, although the Stonewall Riots happened in Cancer season at the end of June. As we move from Gemini to Cancer, we move from our minds to our hearts.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for May 2023
Jupiter, our cosmic tenderqueer cheerleader, moves into Taurus this month and we are here for it.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for April 2023
When the chaos of the world is unceasing, get quiet and listen to what’s underneath the waves.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for March 2023
The astrology of March resembles a small child running with scissors.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for February 2023
It’s important to acknowledge times like this, small oases of relative peacefulness in otherwise turbulent times. If you’ve been waiting for a moment to catch your breath, this is it.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for January 2023
A new year may be an arbitrary marker in time, but I’m leaning into the magic of newness and Jupiter in Aries is backing me up.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for December 2022
Sagittarius season means it’s time to party and also consider the nature of faith.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for November 2022
Halloween may be over, but astrologically we are still deep in Scorpio season.