30 Days of Carol: Day Three — Carol Quotes To Describe How I Feel About My Neighbor’s Guitar Playing

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Everyone has their passion, and sometimes that passion doesn’t fully make sense to another person. For example, currently, writing about the same movie for 30 days straight is mine. My neighbors? Playing the same six chords on his guitar for hours at a time.

Here are 36 lines from Carol that sum up how I feel about my neighbor’s non-stop guitar playing.

  1. Can he do this?
  2. No. I don’t think so.
  3. Isn’t that awful?
  4. Why don’t you leave me alone?
  5. Jesus Christ.
  6. Don’t you dare – don’t you ever.
  7. Let’s get out of here.
  8. That can’t be right.
  9. I’m going away for a while… Whenever my car will take me.
  10. It’s not that good.
  11. How could he. How dare he…
  12. On what grounds?
  13. On. What. Grounds.
  14. What is this all about?
  15. That’s bold.
  16. Just… leave it be.
  17. Keep it!
  18. But everything’s alive.
  19. Is there any point in, I don’t know… fighting it?
  20. I might get away by myself. At least for a few days.
  21. There better be beer. Or wine.
  22. Goddamnit.
  23. No, no…
  24. I grieve…
  25. Don’t even start.
  26. Invasion of privacy?
  27. You’re drunk.
  28. I should go.
  29. I have to go.
  30. I don’t like to think of you.
  31. You call that a job? I call it an illusion.
  32. It shouldn’t be like this.
  33. Goddamnit!
  34. You shouldn’t…
  35. I don’t know if it’s right, but it’s legal.
  36. There are no accidents and he would have found us one way or another.

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Erin

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19 Comments

  1. I may have told this story on here before because I feel like I tell it to everyone, but oh well!

    I once had a neighbor who sang only Chris Cornell’s parts of “Hunger Strike” by Temple of the Dog for what felt like and very well may have been weeks. This wasn’t even in the 90s when it would have made sense. It was like 5 or 6 years ago. I once tried singing the Eddie Vedder parts along with him to let him know I could hear him, but he either didn’t hear me or it actually encouraged him because he did not stop.

    I wish I had had Carol quotes to get me through that harrowing experience, but alas, those were the dark times before the 2015 Oscar Nominated Film Carol existed.

  2. “I don’t know if it’s right, but it’s legal.”

    :’D

    I had a roommate that this also applied to. You wouldn’t think someone could possibly sing as badly as that guy. We started to wonder if he was just doing it on purpose to see how many of his open mic nights we’d politely attend.

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