18 Cupcakes That Would Almost Definitely Get You To Second Base With Me, If I Were Single

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According to the Urban Dictionary definitions I agree with, here’s what second base is:

  • 2nd Base : Feel (The boobies)
  • second base: boob touch
  • 2- feel, or boobedge

Something else for you to think about: “cupcakes” is a slang term for “boobs.”

Okay! Now that we’ve gotten that cleared up, enjoy these cupcake recipes.

1. Gemstone Cupcake

2. Maple Pecan Cupcakes With Tiny Buttermilk Pancakes

3. Cotton Candy Cupcakes

Via Oh Nuts.

Via Oh Nuts.

4. Baileys Irish Cream Hot Fudge Cupcakes

5. Sangria Cupcakes

6. Pumpkin Beer Cupcakes

7. Pomegranate, Pistachio and Shrikhand Cupcakes

8. BB-8 Cupcakes

9. Mini Rainbow Cheesecake Topped Cupcake

10. Galaxy Cookies / Cupcake Toppers

11. Vulva Cupcakes

12. Croquembouche Cupcakes

13. Cone Head Cupcake With Ice Cream Frosting

14. Floral Cupcakes

15. Succulant Cupcakes

16. Flaming Strawberry Cupcakes

17. Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookie Dough S’more Cupcakes

18. Poop Emoji Cupcakes

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Laura Mandanas

Laura Mandanas is a Filipina American living in Boston. By day, she works as an industrial engineer. By night, she is beautiful and terrible as the morn, treacherous as the seas, stronger than the foundations of the Earth. All shall love her and despair. Follow her: @LauraMWrites.

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23 Comments

  1. Nope, sorry, these are just excessive. A cheesecake? On top of a cupcake? Multiple tiny pancakes??? How do you plan for me to fit that monstrosity in my mouth? I don’t believe you’ve thought this through.

    Betty Crocker and frosting from a can will get you a whole lot farther with me, any day of the week. ;)

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  3. #9: “I heard you like cake, so I put a tiny slice of cake on top of your tiny cake.”

    I’ve been meaning to try doing the succulents decorating (but with buttercream, because fondant is gross), but I haven’t found the time. I really need to start baking again. The internet is showing me up.

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  10. So first time I saw this article I was at work and vaguely saw something about boobs and cupcakes. But got distracted by something work related. This time however I saw instructions to getting to second base with Laura Mandanas and CLICKED IMMEDIATELY. With added cake, what more could I wish for?

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  14. I made some delicious cupcakes for my mother’s birthday on the weekend. They weren’t all fancy looking like these, just regular chocolate cupcakes, with mint icing (spread on with a knife, because I get irrationally annoyed at cupcakes that have a huge swirl of icing as big as the cupcake itself), decorated with little chocolate hearts & stars. They were very tasty and everyone loved them.

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  16. i LOVE all these cupcakes they’re amazing! esp. the cake ones. i do feel a little weird about the idea of letting someone feel my boobs because they made me cupcakes though, which is kinda what i gathered from the title!

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