According to the Urban Dictionary definitions I agree with, here’s what second base is:
- 2nd Base : Feel (The boobies)
- second base: boob touch
- 2- feel, or boobedge
Something else for you to think about: “cupcakes” is a slang term for “boobs.”
Okay! Now that we’ve gotten that cleared up, enjoy these cupcake recipes.
1. Gemstone Cupcake
![Via Alana Jones-Mann.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Gemstone-Cupcakes-e1471003998658.jpg?resize=639%2C556)
Via Alana Jonesmann.
2. Maple Pecan Cupcakes With Tiny Buttermilk Pancakes
![Via The Moonblush Baker.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/pancake-cupcakes-e1471039901443.jpg?resize=457%2C505)
Via The Moonblush Baker.
3. Cotton Candy Cupcakes
![Via Oh Nuts.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/cotton-candy-cupcakes-4.jpg?resize=600%2C446)
Via Oh Nuts.
4. Baileys Irish Cream Hot Fudge Cupcakes
![Via Sprinkle Bakes.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/baileys-cupcakes-e1471043253922.jpg?resize=499%2C626)
Via Sprinkle Bakes.
5. Sangria Cupcakes
![Via The First Year Blog.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Sangria-Cupcakes.jpg?resize=532%2C800)
Via The First Year Blog.
6. Pumpkin Beer Cupcakes
![Via Ananomie / Snappy Gourmet.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/pumpkin-beer-cupcakes.jpg?resize=640%2C438)
Via Ananomie / Snappy Gourmet.
7. Pomegranate, Pistachio and Shrikhand Cupcakes
![pomegranate-cupcakes](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/pomegranate-cupcakes.jpg?resize=640%2C480)
Via Chin’s Kitchen.
8. BB-8 Cupcakes
![Via Zoe's Fancy Cakes.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/bb8-cupcakes.jpg?resize=1220%2C686)
Via Zoe’s Fancy Cakes.
9. Mini Rainbow Cheesecake Topped Cupcake
![Via The Moonblush Baker.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/mini-rainbow-cucpake-8-of-1.jpg?resize=640%2C895)
Via The Moonblush Baker.
10. Galaxy Cookies / Cupcake Toppers
![Via Sweetambs.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Galaxy-cookies.jpg?resize=640%2C479)
Via Sweetambs.
11. Vulva Cupcakes
![Via Zeitclites.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/vagina-cupcakes-1.jpg?resize=640%2C480)
Via Zeitclites.
12. Croquembouche Cupcakes
![croquembouche](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/croquembouche-1.jpg?resize=426%2C640)
Via Twigg Studios.
13. Cone Head Cupcake With Ice Cream Frosting
![Via The Spiffy Cookie.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Cone-Head-Cupcakes-with-Ice-Cream-Frosting-2.jpg?resize=426%2C640)
Via The Spiffy Cookie.
14. Floral Cupcakes
![Via Alana Jonesmann.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/floral-cupcakes.jpg?resize=640%2C457)
Via Alana Jonesmann.
15. Succulant Cupcakes
![Via Pixel Whisk.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/succulant_cupcakes.jpg?resize=650%2C446)
Via Pixel Whisk.
16. Flaming Strawberry Cupcakes
![Via Sprinkle Bakes.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/flaming-strawberry-cupcakes.jpg?resize=525%2C640)
Via Sprinkle Bakes.
17. Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookie Dough S’more Cupcakes
18. Poop Emoji Cupcakes
![Via Bennys Baker.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/emoji-poop-cupcakes.jpg?resize=640%2C480)
Via Bennys Baker.
Nope, sorry, these are just excessive. A cheesecake? On top of a cupcake? Multiple tiny pancakes??? How do you plan for me to fit that monstrosity in my mouth? I don’t believe you’ve thought this through.
Betty Crocker and frosting from a can will get you a whole lot farther with me, any day of the week. ;)
Noted.
The pumpkin beer cupcakes are my favorite, but the vulva cupcakes gave me a good laugh. xD
#9: “I heard you like cake, so I put a tiny slice of cake on top of your tiny cake.”
I’ve been meaning to try doing the succulents decorating (but with buttercream, because fondant is gross), but I haven’t found the time. I really need to start baking again. The internet is showing me up.
Do itttt.
I really love the ones Alana Jonesmann makes: http://alanajonesmann.com/tag/succulent-cupcakes/.
I said “come the fuck on” out loud in my empty apartment five times reading this list.
I just said “What?!?” to all of those. I want them all!
CUPCAKES!
^me reading this post
Aw, I really want to make vulva cupcakes but that kind of seems like coming on a bit strong to get to second base with someone. But I suppose you just know when you’ve met the right person to bake these for.
Succulent cupcakes! This post is truly magical.
Vulva cupcakes would have been a gr8 choice for my various “don’t have sex or you’ll get pregnant and die” sex ed classes.
So first time I saw this article I was at work and vaguely saw something about boobs and cupcakes. But got distracted by something work related. This time however I saw instructions to getting to second base with Laura Mandanas and CLICKED IMMEDIATELY. With added cake, what more could I wish for?
Laura Mandanas, I love you.
<3
These are seriously impressive.
Most of these would probs do it for me. But anyone who’d make me Poo cakes probably knows me well. :-D
I made some delicious cupcakes for my mother’s birthday on the weekend. They weren’t all fancy looking like these, just regular chocolate cupcakes, with mint icing (spread on with a knife, because I get irrationally annoyed at cupcakes that have a huge swirl of icing as big as the cupcake itself), decorated with little chocolate hearts & stars. They were very tasty and everyone loved them.
This may be an extremely dumb question, but those pumpkin beer cupcakes–they were made as regular cupcakes and cut down to fit in the little beer mugs, right?
i LOVE all these cupcakes they’re amazing! esp. the cake ones. i do feel a little weird about the idea of letting someone feel my boobs because they made me cupcakes though, which is kinda what i gathered from the title!
Ah, to each their own.
this tiny pancakes thing is a revelation. why do we bother making full-sized pancakes that we subsequently have to cut up? I’m going to try that for sure. (No cupcakes though because I don’t own a muffin tin)