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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for August 2023
Leo season is here in all its exuberance. Release the need to be impressive.
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Queer Horoscopes for May 2024
Taurus season followed by Jupiter in Gemini? More of a dance party than a TED talk.
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I Banished My Ex Husband With Witchcraft, and You Can Too
A four-person friend group did what anyone who’s seen The Craft might. We got together to cast a spell to banish that man.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for November 2023
Scorpio season is showing us what we don’t want to see. Feel your feelings and find your courage.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for July 2023
Cancer holds the secret of queer love: fierce and tender protection.
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What Should Your Questionable New Year’s Resolution Be, According to Your Sign?
Let’s all agree to make THIS year call us “Daddy.”
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for October 2023
There is a common misconception about Libra energy that it is “peaceful.” As we move into this fairly dramatic Libra season I’d like to reframe that. Libra is interested in restoring balance.
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Queer Horoscopes for August 2021: Where Does Your Sign Find Peace in the Chaos?
During these intense times, we need to find places to rest and restore ourselves. What helps get you unstuck from patterns of tension?
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for April 2024
I wouldn’t say this April is the cruelest month but it isn’t necessarily kind. So, right now, it’s up to us to be kind to each other.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for December 2023
Sagittarius season comes with Venus-in-Scorpio vibes. Can you accept the kind of care she’s offering?
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Your Completely Queer Guide To Horoscope Hookups
Welcome to the most in-depth amazing massive guide to queer-girl zodiac horoscope compatibility anywhere in the entire universe. “What’s your sign?” is a totally valid pick-up line, and don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.
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Queer Tarotscopes for Scorpio Season 2022: Where Are You Ready to Say Goodbye?
Scorpio has no time for bullshit, instead urging us to be honest with ourselves about what we really want and need, and what we are ready to let go of.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for January 2024
In 2024 we need to be able to think the unthinkable.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for March 2023
The astrology of March resembles a small child running with scissors.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for March 2024
Pisces season may cause you to feel like someone waking up in a panic and tripping over their slippers. Best practices? Stay in bed a little longer.
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Queer Tarotscopes for Pisces Season 2023: How Are You Evolving?
In this season of Pisces, make space for your own mysteries, and give yourself opportunities to dream without expectation or limits.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for September 2023
For me, Virgo season always conjures the smell of sharpened pencils and fresh paper.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for October 2022
The quality of light, the crispness of the air, the sweet, fallen apple smell of the earth — my mind feels lighter and clearer in this time of year.
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Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for December 2022
Sagittarius season means it’s time to party and also consider the nature of faith.
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Queer Tarotscopes for Virgo Season 2022: How Can You Create The Space You Need?
After months of historic heat waves, we’re eager to feel the promise of autumn and (hopefully) cooler weather, with the transition from fiery Leo season to our last sign of summer: cool, earthy Virgo.