“Wynonna Earp” Episode 403 Recap: Fight or Flight

Previously on Wynonna Earp, Waverly almost succumbed to her duty as an angel guardian meant to keep the demon Eve in her supernatural prison but Wynonna showed up just in time to get her baby girl and her gunslinger out of the Garden and back to Purgatory but when they got back after Waverly and Nicole reunited on the stairs, they all realized they’d been gone much longer than they thought. 18 months, 3 weeks, and 4 days to be exact.

Though Wynonna and Doc don’t know that yet, they just know that things look drastically different in Purgatory than when they left, what with the hanging bodies and all. They decide to go to Shorty’s to regroup but when they walk in, it’s not the rowdy dive bar they remember. Instead it’s a chill juice bar with a hilarious menu. It has drinks like “I Walk the Lime” and “Go Ahead, Make My Smoothie” and ingredients like “unfrozen frozen yogurt” and I just highly recommend pausing to read through it. Amazing.

The new proprietor turns around and while Wynonna is thrilled to see a familiar face in Chrissy Nedley, Chrissy isn’t nearly as happy to see Wynonna.

She throws an eggplant at her and puts her under citizen’s arrest for the murder of her father, Randall Nedley.

wynonna looks crushed

My face whenever I remember we probably won’t have new Legends of Tomorrow episodes until Fall 2021.

They start to drag Wynonna out to the square to apparently hang her on the spot, talking about how Nedley disappeared a year and a half ago, the same time they did, and Wynonna is yelling and Chrissy is yelling and Doc has his guns out and at first it seems our heroes are outnumbered and SOL but then the new sheriff in town saunters in and says that Chrissy should know better and that they’ll give Wynonna a fair trial before punishing her. Wynonna is confused as to who this non-redheaded “sheriff” is and tells Doc to get Waverly and Nicole as she’s dragged away. Doc says he’ll get everyone and runs off.

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Meanwhile at the Homestead, Waverly is dancing in the afterglow of her reunion with Nicole. She dances into the kitchen in her little pajama set and is surprised to find a teenager she doesn’t recognize in the kitchen.

waverly covers herself

“Have you been in the kitchen…THIS WHOLE TIME?!”

Rachel introduces herself and offers Waverly some homemade kombucha and Waverly is trying to wrap her head around who this person is when an alarm goes off outside and Valdez and Haught spring into action like they’ve done it hundreds of times. (Which they probably have.)

Waverly watches Nicole and Rachel grab weapons and run off so she grabs a giant spoon off the wall (despite there being a giant fork right there) and follows them.

Waverly grabs a spoon with a shrug

The spoon says, “Bless this hot mess” and I want one. Did Nicole buy this? To try to make the Homestead homier for when the Earp girls came back to her??

While they run, Nicole tries to explain that they have traps set up and have to check them every two hours because there are all kinds of monsters in the woods, and one big bad that wants in most of all.

But they didn’t catch a cryptid this time, just a gunslinger who is happy to see two of his favorite ladies. He instinctively calls Nicole “Sheriff” but she tells him that she’s just Nicole, or occasionally, “That crazy ginger bitch” as she carefully gets him out of their trap. He tells them that they have to go get Wynonna because she’s being framed for Nedley’s murder and frankly that’s a lot of information packed into one very stressful sentence.

wayhaught

How dare Waverly’s hair look this good after being in a hell dimension.

In town it seems the new Sheriff has repurposed the Widow Mercedes/Bobo Box and throws Wynonna into it with Casey, a man who seems very friendly until he learns she’s an Earp at which point he panics. Wynonna points out she doesn’t have her gun, though she wisely covers and pretends like she just doesn’t have it on her, so Casey starts filling her in on what’s been going on for the past year and a half she was missing. It seems demons started flocking to the woods near the stairs and Casey said that things started getting dodgy, even for him, and he’s half demon himself.

And to prove to us just how dodgy, we then cut to a delivery man getting absolutely obliterated by a monster in the woods.

Back at the Homestead, Waverly is trying to reckon with the fact that Randy Nedley is gone, and Nicole tries to tell her how different things have been. How everyone is kind of gone. She hasn’t seen Kate since the train, Jeremy hasn’t reached out in months, she just trails off when thinking about Robin, so whether he’s a walking murder tree or just MIA is anyone’s guess. Waverly starts to joke about not knowing how old she is but Nicole doesn’t laugh. There’s nothing funny about those 18 months, not to her.

nicole glares

Me when I see people posting their social gatherings on Instagram like we’re not still in a fucking pandemic.

Nicole solemnly gives Waverly her coffee and apologizes for there not being any almond milk and Waverly looks up at her girlfriend, concerned, and tells her to stop apologizing. Doc tries to reassure her too, saying she was heroic, surviving and protecting the homestead alone all this time, but the words don’t sink in. She brushes them off and says she had Rachel, at least. Doc asks after Mercedes and Nicole says the last place she was seen was a demon bar so Doc volunteers to go find her and see if she knows what happened to Nedley.

When Doc gets to the bar, he’s ready to fight, knocking out a bouncer and whipping out his guns, but he’s more fazed by the name of the bar being The Glory Hole than anyone is about him trying to start a ruckus. The owner of this fine establishment approaches, introducing himself as Amon, turns on the flirt and says that Doc is more than welcome in this demon bar.

Doc starts to demand to see Mercedes, assuming she’s being held hostage, when she very voluntarily takes the stage, clad in rubber, wearing a collar, wielding a whip, and calling herself Portia Control.

mercedes on stage

“There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!”

Meanwhile Waverly is in her room at the Homestead, ready to kick so much ass, especially and specifically whoever took her girlfriend’s job and arrested her sister.

giant moccasin

Shout out to what my friend Marcie thought was a giant moccasin hanging on Waverly’s closet door.

This makes Nicole smile a genuine smile that has been rare so far this episode.

Nicole smiles

Our girl’s still in there somewhere.

But Nicole’s smile fades as she tells Waverly about how carefully she protected and sorted her clothing, and gets distracted by the sound of her teenager yelling about skunks outside.

She says she has to go deal with that and kisses Waverly on the forehead and wishes her luck getting Wynonna back safely.

nicole distractedly kisses waverly's forehead

I know something’s wrong because there’s no way anyone should be able to focus on anything but Waverly Earp in that outfit when in a room with Waverly Earp in that outfit.

Wynonna is still getting to know her boxmate and asks Casey why he stays in town if it’s so dangerous here, and he realizes he forgot to mention that the Ghost River Triangle is in a bit of a quarantine and has government agents closely monitoring the border. Demons and criminals aren’t allowed in or out.

Wynonna is still reeling from the 7-layer dip of fuckery when the new sheriff stops by to tell her she has a visitor. Waverly has on her British Adult disguise glasses and speaks firmly to the new Sheriff, demanding that her “client” receive a fair trial.

waverly tries to adult

“I put my hands on my hips so you will take me seriously!”

The sheriff knows exactly who she is, even with the glasses on, and also they were already going to give her a trial, though Waverly also wants a body, because she knows the basic rules of television: No body, no death. #MayaLives

But before anyone can add anything else, in struts the Magistrate. She is hot and she knows it, she hates the Earps and she shows it.

Cleo the Magistrate

Is this the “girl in red” I keep hearing about?

She also tells Waverly she has a cute outfit in a way that implies she can tell it’s not Waverly’s go-to look. Wynonna suddenly seems even less certain of her fate.

Waverly tries to reassure Wynonna by telling her that Doc is on the case, but when we check in on Doc, he’s just watching Mercedes perform at the Glory Hole with his jaw on the ground. And when she licks her lips and her fangs, my jaw joins it there.

dani kind has fangs

Bite me!

After her dance, Doc sits down with Mercedes, who is grateful to see a friendly face. She tells them that this town is soo bass ackwards these days that she has to pretend to be a vampire and hide in plain sight at this demon bar for safety. He asks her what happened to Nedley and she says that he started oozing and took off into the woods, and since that’s where the monsters are, she assumes he got eaten.

mercedes looks serious

Mercedes being serious is unsettling. Shit got REAL in the Ghost River Triangle.

She tells Doc the general direction of the monster she thinks took Nedley, called the People Eater, but that’s all she can do. She sends him off with sad eyes and a warning that this isn’t the Ghost River Triangle he left behind.

Back at the station, Cleo the Magistrate hops up on a desk with a megaphone to make an announcement. Instead of a trial, Wynonna will compete for a chance to win a get out of jail free card. The competition? The First Annual Randy Nedley Memorial Chili Cook-Off FOR FREEDOM!

cleo throws her hands up in the air

Because why the hell not?

As the prisoners get loaded into Shorty’s, Casey tells Wynonna about the Tops Off Dance Off FOR FREEDOM and that the Magistrate throws them every so often to distract the people from what a shitstorm Purgatory has become.

Waverly and Nicole show up to help and when Wynonna and Haught see each other their eyes flood with relief and they wrap each other in a tight, full-body hug.

nicole and wynonna hug

Between this scene actually being one of my favorite emotional moments in the show to date and me missing hugs so much, this one cut deep.

And this moment gets me every time I think about it, because they’ve come so far to get here. They went from not even being able to high five each other to this because the last time they said goodbye, they genuinely didn’t know if it was going to be the last time. Wynonna left Nicole with a broken leg to face a horde of zombies, and Nicole watched Wynonna go through a portal to who knows where. They love each other and they’ve been through too much to be afraid to show it. They try to tease each other but their hearts aren’t in it, they’re just so genuinely glad that the other is alive.

And then the Magistrate hops up onto another table kicks off the competition, and it quickly becomes clear that Wynonna is going to need WayHaught’s help.

wayhaught helps wynonna

What’s funny is chili is actually pretty hard to fuck up, in my experience. But Wynonna’s never met a task she couldn’t Earp.

Doc heads off to the woods to find the People Eater and stumbles upon one of Amon’s missing shipments for the bar. He also does indeed find the People Eater and when it doesn’t stop lumbering toward him after he shoots it, he decides to grab a bottle of booze and make a run for it.

The Randy Nedley Memorial Chili Cook-Off FOR FREEDOM is officially underway, t-shirt cannon and all.

cleo shoots a tshirt cannon

If I had a megaphone and a t-shirt cannon, I too would be obnoxious about both.

Wynonna asks Nicole how Cleo even got to be in charge and Nicole says she just showed up one day, called herself the Magistrate and elected her own sheriff. Nicole was too busy looking for her lost…everybody to fight the usurpers. Wynonna starts to make a joke about where Nicole looked for them, but Nicole cuts her off and says she let everybody down. Just pure heartbreak and sorrow in her voice. Wynonna starts to realize the gravity of what Nicole must be feeling but before she can say anything Waverly interrupts because they have to get a move on if they want anything resembling chili by the end of the competition.

Waverly is about to add seitan to make it vegan chili but Nicole and Wynonna know they can’t win like that.

waverly offers seitan

The seitan jokes made my vegetarian heart so happy.

Sheriff Clayborne approaches Haught then and says he’s sorry he won the election for sheriff in a voice that doesn’t sound particularly apologetic. He low-key threatens her and preys on her insecurities about the homestead by saying he hopes it’s safe with only a teenage girl protecting it, once again in a voice that implies the opposite. Waverly notices her girl is worried and sends her back to the Homestead to check on Rachel.

waverly is worried

I really appreciate that Waverly is taking Nicole’s concerns and care for Rachel so seriously.

When Nicole gets back to the Homestead, Rachel tells her that Doc and the People Eater are coming their way, and Nicole tells her to get her injured tush inside right this instant.

nicole mommies rachel

Get you a girl who can be both daddy AND Mommi.

Nicole and Rachel are hiding from the People Eater as it runs around the perimeter of the house and Rachel realizes that “Doctor Mustache” is outside, too, and that they have to let him in. And Nicole freezes. Just. Stops.

Nicole freezes

Shout out to Director Melanie Scrofano for this amazing sequence. I love that you can see Rachel in the mirror, creating that feeling of distance from her that Nicole feels as the world disappears around her for a moment.

And a lot of things could have been going through her head in this moment. Is she considering whether or not she wants to risk her and Rachel’s lives to help a vampire who killed her girlfriend’s biodad? Is she thinking about how she wasn’t the one to save Waverly so how could she be trusted to save Rachel? Is she frozen with the realization that the moment she’s been dreading for months, the one creature she’s been trying to keep away is finally here? Is the burden she’s been bearing alone for 18 months, 3 weeks, and 4 days but put down for a minute when she saw Waverly’s face again suddenly too heavy to pick back up? All of the above? Either way, this poor traumatized thing finally snaps into action and lets Doc in, who Valdez is starting to take a shine to.

valdez smiles at doc

I hope she starts calling him Uncle Hank or something.

Back at Shorty’s the Randy Nedley Memorial Chili Cook-Off FOR FREEDOM is finally finished, and Cleo has recruited Chrissy to help her tally the votes.

Chrissy and Cleo face to face

KISS KISS KISS

Wynonna and Waverly wait patiently for the results, Wynonna leaning on her baby sister quite literally, because she doesn’t want to be separated again, not this soon after getting her back, not ever.

wynonna leans on waverly

I love when a tol rests her head on the shoulder of a smol.

And everyone except Chrissy rejoices when it’s announced that Wynonna won! Wynonna cheers as she’s escorted out of Shorty’s and Waverly is confused; she tastes the chili and it’s disgusting, so she wonders what the Magistrate is up to. As she realizes that Wynonna isn’t so much being escorted as dragged out of the bar, she realizes that this was all a set-up.

waverly realizes it was a set-up

Ruh roh.

Cleo takes Wynonna back to the station to get some keys to take Wynonna to the border because she wants her out of town and out of her hair. Wynonna considers her for a minute and points out that she seemed to know who Wynonna was when they met, and yet she doesn’t seem to be a revenant, and she hasn’t tried to kill Wynonna…so what’s her deal? Cleo’s face darkens just a little for just a moment as she considers Wynonna’s question, something deeper and more complicated going on under those bangs than she wants anyone to know about.

magistrate looks serious for a second

Don’t mind me I’ll just be spending the next week researching enemies of Wyatt Earp.

But she shakes it off and puts on that bright smile again as she finds the keys and they head out.

At the Homestead, the monster is approaching and Valdez says that despite everyone giving her a hard time about it, her homemade kombucha seemed to be effective against the monster. And when she uses the same description of its stench as Mercedes did about Nedley’s wounds, Doc starts to put two and two together. Nicole starts to desperate explain how this monster has been tormenting her and she pulls out what looks like a goddamned homemade grimoire and says she found Nedley’s shirt in a trap a while back and is pretty sure this thing ate him. But Doc says that perhaps this monster who has been trying like hell to get to Nicole didn’t EAT Nedley, but IS Nedley.

nicole is upset

There’s one small beat in this scene where Nicole says, “No,” quietly, almost like she didn’t mean for it to come out, and it’s a stellar acting choice by Kat Barrell.

The Magistrate doesn’t end up taking Wynonna to the border, but instead to the middle of the woods where she intends on feeding her to the People Eater; apparently that’s where the winners of these competitions go, to keep the monster out of town for a little while. Cleo starts ranting about Earps not being able to keep their word, calling her the “daughter of Earps” so it does seem that either she or her family has a bit of beef with one of Wynonna’s ancestors.

Wynonna and Cleo

KISS KISS wait. Actually you know what fuck it, KISS!

Cleo is ready to leave her for dead, but Waverly comes and saves the day, knocking Cleo out and grabbing the t-shirt cannon, ready to defend her big sister with her improvised weapon.

Doc and Nicole come running in soon after with improvised weapons of their own — a lasso and a squirt gun full of kombucha, to be precise — yelling that it’s Nedley and taking down the monster. Wynonna, hogtied in the snow, watches as her baby sister, her baby daddy, and her best friend wrastle a monster that is slowly revealing itself to be her nemesis-turned-father-figure and she can’t help but smile at these idiots she loves so much.

hogtied wynonna smiles

BIG Wynonna Earp mood right here.

Eventually the People Eater becomes Nedley and he doesn’t seem to remember what happened or what he did, but Wynonna tells him that he survived and that’s all that matters. Well that and covering up his naked body are all that matters.

Earp sisters in the snow with a tshirt cannon

Someday these girls will get their flamethrower. Until then, we t-shirt cannon.

They take him back to Shorty’s, where Chrissy is over the moon to see her dad alive and well after all. She apologizes to the Earps for losing her way a little and thanks them for returning him safe and sound.

Wynonna and Waverly get it and smile at her, Haught is still staring off in the middle distance. Another person she feels like she failed.

wynonna waverly and nicole

Also Wynonna and Waverly (slash Melanie and Dom) did the same cute little head-dip-look-up smile at the same time and it was very precious.

Doc heads back to the Glory Hole, where he negotiates and flirts with Amon. Amon offers Doc blood but instead he asks for a future favor, and Amon accepts with a kiss to the hand, so hopefully we haven’t seen the last of this duo.

Back at the Homestead, Waverly and Nicole are enjoying another evening together, touching each other to make sure it’s all real.

wayhaught kiss

“Just close your eyes, the sun is going down. You’ll be alright, no one can hurt you now. Come morning light, you and I’ll be safe and sound.”

Waverly tells Nicole about Not!Haught in the Garden and how she knew right away that it wasn’t the woman she has memorized tip to toe.

wayhaught snuggles

Nicole has wounds to heal but chicks dig scars.

They hear a sound downstairs and Nicole jumps. Waverly reminds her that it’s just Wynonna getting a snack but Nicole is shook. She’s not used to having so many people in the house, she’s not used to being alone to face every near and present danger. Waverly tells her she loves her and wants Nicole to talk about those 18 months but Nicole can’t shake the feeling that something’s wrong and has to check the traps to feel better. Waverly understands and asks if she can come with her and Nicole says, “Always.”

Nicole tells Waverly she can come

“Wherever we’re standing, I won’t take you for granted, ’cause we’ll never know when, when we’ll run out of time.”

Because to her credit, Nicole isn’t pushing Waverly away. Quite the opposite. She’s holding her close. But neither she nor Waverly has really looked Nicole’s trauma in the face yet. She’s holding on by a thread and she’s one perceived mistake away from falling apart altogether, and I just hope Waverly, Wynonna, and Rachel are ready to pick up those pieces.

Chrissy heads out through the border, easily able to pass because she’s a regular human, and notably without her father in the car with her. The border patrolperson says she has to get her supervisor, and when Chrissy whispers, “They’re back,” before driving off, we pull back to see that said supervisor is none other than our sweet Jeremy.

Meanwhile, Valdez is getting ready to move out into the barn and out of Wynonna’s room, but Wynonna says she can stay. Wynonna thanks Valdez for taking care of Nicole for her while she was gone, and Rachel appreciates that acknowledgement and not being treated like a little kid.

valdez smiles

She truly couldn’t have stumbled on a band of misfits better fit to take her in.

Then to really welcome her to the family, Wynonna gives Rachel a gentle ribbing about not stealing her clothes, calling her Smalldez before taking her laundry out to the barn.

wynonna smilesa

Wynonna gets the chance to treat a teenager the way she should have been treated.

But Wynonna isn’t in her new bedroom for three seconds before a bunch of heavily armed men drop dramatically from the ceiling and put a bag over her head, stealing her away, Wynonna quipping all the while.

The end! Can you believe we’re already halfway through this batch of new episodes? Anyone else really stressed about Nicole’s mental state? What the heck is up with Cleo? So many questions, and I can’t wait to not get answers. Next week, we get a little spooOOoooky! See you then!


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20 Comments

  1. Another awesome recap.
    I cannot wait to get series 3 and 4a here in the Netherlands…. until then your writing keeps me greatly entertained!
    Glad to read Jeremy has not been forgotten, curious to see how his new role fits in…

  2. Goodness, Katherine Barrell did SUCH an amazing job showing how broken Nicole is, and how she is barely holding it together, while still being functional, and yet letting some of our old Nicole still come through in moments. It was such an incredibly nuanced performance, and it really blew me away this episode. The only thing that is holding her together is love right now, for Waverly, for Wynonna, for Rachel, etc. But I don’t think it’s going to be enough much longer. And she portrayed all that in one episode. Dang.

    (also, can Melanie Scrofano direct or what?!)

  3. I can’t believe this is what I took away from the episode but how is there not room for them all at the Homestead? It’s a four bedroom house (Ward/Michelle, Willa, Wynonna, Waverly). Assuming Nicole/Waverly are in Ward/Michelle’s room, and Doc is in, let’s say, Willa’s room, and Wynonna is in her own room, that still leaves Waverly’s room! Maybe Jeremy was living there and Nicole isn’t ready to let go yet?

    • It isn’t that many rooms. We’ve only ever seen the downstairs bedroom and the one upstairs which was Willa’s in season 1 ep 7 and season 2 ep 1 and we see Waverly has decided to make it her own in s2 ep 2. Doc slept in the barn in season 1 and had a room upstairs at Shorty’s in season 2 and the start of 3, then he seems to be staying at the Gardner house after Kate changed him. I would think there was the downstairs bedroom for Ward & Michele and the upstairs for Willa and that if there’s another room upstairs Wynonna and Waverly shared. Theoretically there should be one more bedroom but we’ve never seen it. Maybe Waves and Wynonna slept on a hide a bed on the living room.

  4. 1) SMALLDEZ
    2) that tank top nicole was wearing that said ‘loyal?’ v on brand and VERY hot
    3) waverly’s running commentary about to skank shame or not to skank shame
    4) yay we remembered doc is bi!
    5) please give nicole therapy

  5. – Rachel in the kitchen sizing up her mom’s girlfriend.
    – Waverly Earp and Maura Isles. What is it with smol gays and seitan?
    – I’m so disappointed that it was Doc that saw Portia’s show instead of Wynonna.
    – Wait…so Wynonna, Waverly, and Doc went into the Garden in the middle of winter, and came out 18 months later…in the middle of winter?

  6. Katherine Barrell is killing it this season! I mean she was always killing it but since Nicole was often the steady grounding character amidst the madness, it’s great to see her portraying new situations and feelings.

  7. Really fun episode and a great recap as always Valerie!

    I love this show but one thing that drives me nuts about it is how they don’t pay any attention to the logistics of how cold it is! Wynonna is going to sleep in the barn? The barn with board wall full of gaps that let light and wind in??? Not without a remodel to insulate the walls and provide a heat source she’s not! *sigh*

    The whole homestead is a little weird if we’re being honest. The house’s dimensions inside don’t line up with the outside and speaking as someone in the trade, no one would build a house and put the only bathroom upstairs. LOL

    • My grandparents house was build in the very early 1900’s and its only bathroom was upstairs. My ex-girlfriend’s parents house had its only bath upstairs when they bought it. At some point with 7 kids they put a half bath in the basement. I’ve even read appraisals where the appraiser called it functional obsolescence when the bath was on the main level with one bedroom and other bedrooms were on the second level without a bath. Based on the age of the homes-what usually happened was the upstairs had been unfinished space turned into bedrooms and it was too costly to add plumbing.

      The Earp Homestead is supposed to be built by Wyatt so all the plumbing might have been added after that.

  8. All the comments about the layout of the homestead and the Property Brothers mentions on the episode make me hope we get a WE/Property Brothers crossover episode where they renovate the homestead.

    Also where is Calamity Jane?

    I want to see Jeremy get reunited with the crew and I hope they find Robin alive! I have hope since they found Nedley alive and Emily Andras prefers to keep the queers alive.

    As usual, great recap and I loved the captions!

  9. I’m terrified for Nicole – you can see she’s barely holding herself together. It’s like trying to piece together pieces of a broken vase with dollar store glue – one huff on it and everything will crumble. I really hope that when – not if – WHEN she breaks, her loved ones will be there to catch her.

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