Remember Unicorn Plan-It? Obviously you do. Due to the incredible artistry and technical proficiency (I’m being serious) entailed in producing Unicorn Plan-it, the ladies will be releasing their episodes monthly, because everyone loves a monthly!
But to quench your thirst for lesbian action in the mean-times in-between-times, they do things like this video. (Honestly though, I think they do it for fun/the thrill of the game/camera.)
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Oh, also they had a party. For the premiere. Did you attend the party? This is what it was like:

the gloves are totally completely absolutely off
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lightworkers
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sarah croce is super-amused, like something majorly funny happened
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wow everyone was really on point for this shot
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can you spot the calendar girl
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i'm using this photo because i love craig (in the red)
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this is like going to the gym, except drunk
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haviland is so cocky sometimes
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you can get yourself clean you can have a good meal you can do whatever you feel let's hear it for the Y-M-C-A-UNICORN-PLAN-IT
that picture of haviland stillwell planking on three ladies is the best thing i’ve seen in my entire life pretty much
THIS
is sarah croce black?!
please marry me, btw.
I’m not a black woman. But I play one on TV.
Sarah, I have so many questions about your hair. I’m in love with it. It sits so nicely atop your pretty head.
I am unashamed to say that I just giggled like a schoolgirl
The “On Point” picture- the lady on the far right has amazinggg hair. And a sweet tie. And a cute smile.
(swoon)
Right?! Her name is Lauren and she is the fancy DP/co-editor of the webseries. She also gives the BEST hugs and she smells like happiness.
Mmmm smelling like happiness. Now I need me one of those!
I was totally going to comment on how amazing she looks too!
amazing! I love unicorn plan-it so much.
ALSO my favorite pick up line is “Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be FINE PRINT.”
“If you were a shin, I’d bang you on my coffee table”
Haviland’s cocky photo is amazing.
favorite part = post-asking for raisins: “and she’ll say no. because she won’t.”
everyone should start carrying raisins around now, just for a great moment if anyone ever asks that.
“do you have any raisins?”
“yeah sure.” *whips them out of pocket*
deer in headlights, my how the tides have turned. boom.
SARAH CROCE FOR PRESIDENT.
Instead of a slogan would we use the scissor bump?
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I want Haviland to be my older sister. Is that really to much to ask?
I love the Autostraddle painting behind Sarah Croce in that video
I’ve always used really nerdy ones, ‘cuz I like ’em.
e.g., “What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1!”
Well I’ve just discovered the only pick up line I will ever need! Thanks :D
Oh hey Sarah Croce, why am I no longer wearing pants?
Answer….because I’m wearing a skirt.
but still.
All I have to say is that I am relieved to know this is a monthly thing because I was trying to figure out how often I could look forward to this wonderful show. Whenever I am having an existential crisis, I just think, “Wait… Unicorn Plan-It. There is good in the world.”
Oh, I love that! Yes, there is good! We’re so excitant about ep 3, for reals. And more and more and more teasers. We love to tease. Srsly.