VIDEO: “Unicorn Plan-It” Presents “Keesha’s Pick-Up Lines” (Miss April If You’re Nasty)

Remember Unicorn Plan-It? Obviously you do. Due to the incredible artistry and technical proficiency (I’m being serious) entailed in producing Unicorn Plan-it, the ladies will be releasing their episodes monthly, because everyone loves a monthly!

But to quench your thirst for lesbian action in the mean-times in-between-times, they do things like this video. (Honestly though, I think they do it for fun/the thrill of the game/camera.)


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Oh, also they had a party. For the premiere. Did you attend the party? This is what it was like:

the gloves are totally completely absolutely off

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lightworkers

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sarah croce is super-amused, like something majorly funny happened

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wow everyone was really on point for this shot

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can you spot the calendar girl

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i'm using this photo because i love craig (in the red)

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this is like going to the gym, except drunk

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haviland is so cocky sometimes

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you can get yourself clean you can have a good meal you can do whatever you feel let's hear it for the Y-M-C-A-UNICORN-PLAN-IT

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24 Comments

    • everyone should start carrying raisins around now, just for a great moment if anyone ever asks that.
      “do you have any raisins?”
      “yeah sure.” *whips them out of pocket*
      deer in headlights, my how the tides have turned. boom.

  1. All I have to say is that I am relieved to know this is a monthly thing because I was trying to figure out how often I could look forward to this wonderful show. Whenever I am having an existential crisis, I just think, “Wait… Unicorn Plan-It. There is good in the world.”

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