VIDEO: “Unicorn Plan-It” Presents “Keesha’s Pick-Up Lines” (Miss April If You’re Nasty)

Remember Unicorn Plan-It? Obviously you do. Due to the incredible artistry and technical proficiency (I’m being serious) entailed in producing Unicorn Plan-it, the ladies will be releasing their episodes monthly, because everyone loves a monthly!

But to quench your thirst for lesbian action in the mean-times in-between-times, they do things like this video. (Honestly though, I think they do it for fun/the thrill of the game/camera.)


Oh, also they had a party. For the premiere. Did you attend the party? This is what it was like:

the gloves are totally completely absolutely off




sarah croce is super-amused, like something majorly funny happened


wow everyone was really on point for this shot


can you spot the calendar girl


i'm using this photo because i love craig (in the red)


this is like going to the gym, except drunk


haviland is so cocky sometimes


you can get yourself clean you can have a good meal you can do whatever you feel let's hear it for the Y-M-C-A-UNICORN-PLAN-IT

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  1. that picture of haviland stillwell planking on three ladies is the best thing i’ve seen in my entire life pretty much

  2. The “On Point” picture- the lady on the far right has amazinggg hair. And a sweet tie. And a cute smile.


  3. amazing! I love unicorn plan-it so much.

    ALSO my favorite pick up line is “Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be FINE PRINT.”

    • everyone should start carrying raisins around now, just for a great moment if anyone ever asks that.
      “do you have any raisins?”
      “yeah sure.” *whips them out of pocket*
      deer in headlights, my how the tides have turned. boom.

  4. I’ve always used really nerdy ones, ‘cuz I like ’em.

    e.g., “What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1!”

  5. Oh hey Sarah Croce, why am I no longer wearing pants?

    Answer….because I’m wearing a skirt.

    but still.

  6. All I have to say is that I am relieved to know this is a monthly thing because I was trying to figure out how often I could look forward to this wonderful show. Whenever I am having an existential crisis, I just think, “Wait… Unicorn Plan-It. There is good in the world.”

    • Oh, I love that! Yes, there is good! We’re so excitant about ep 3, for reals. And more and more and more teasers. We love to tease. Srsly.

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