VIDEO: “Unicorn Plan-It” Presents “Keesha’s Pick-Up Lines” (Miss April If You’re Nasty)

Remember Unicorn Plan-It? Obviously you do. Due to the incredible artistry and technical proficiency (I’m being serious) entailed in producing Unicorn Plan-it, the ladies will be releasing their episodes monthly, because everyone loves a monthly!

But to quench your thirst for lesbian action in the mean-times in-between-times, they do things like this video. (Honestly though, I think they do it for fun/the thrill of the game/camera.)


Oh, also they had a party. For the premiere. Did you attend the party? This is what it was like:

the gloves are totally completely absolutely off




sarah croce is super-amused, like something majorly funny happened


wow everyone was really on point for this shot


can you spot the calendar girl


i'm using this photo because i love craig (in the red)


this is like going to the gym, except drunk


haviland is so cocky sometimes


you can get yourself clean you can have a good meal you can do whatever you feel let's hear it for the Y-M-C-A-UNICORN-PLAN-IT

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Riese is the 40-year-old Co-Founder and CEO of as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in California. Her work has appeared in nine books including "The Bigger the Better The Tighter The Sweater: 21 Funny Women on Beauty, Body Image & Other Hazards Of Being Female," magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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    • everyone should start carrying raisins around now, just for a great moment if anyone ever asks that.
      “do you have any raisins?”
      “yeah sure.” *whips them out of pocket*
      deer in headlights, my how the tides have turned. boom.

  1. All I have to say is that I am relieved to know this is a monthly thing because I was trying to figure out how often I could look forward to this wonderful show. Whenever I am having an existential crisis, I just think, “Wait… Unicorn Plan-It. There is good in the world.”

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