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I lost it at the U-Haul, Erin. :)
You know, I actually bought my first “same-sex card” at the grocery store this year for my wife. I can’t really get over the shock.
True story: when my wife proposed to me she asked me if I would be her “Alex Cabot” to her “Olivia Benson”
… I said yes, as long as we promised never to let Fred Thompson come between us.
AWWWWW! that’s a great proposal story.
<3 <3 <3 !!!!!
The Olivia Benson one made me scream.
OMG
Dorky bad pun valentines are my favorite thing about this time of year.
Love the Ghostbusters one especially, even if it’s not really a pun.
This is all great, do you have one featuring Ellen Page, or Jen Richards? Or one not for a queer friend?
You mean something like, “Turn the Page to see how much I love you?” I’m sorry, I had to.
Lol that is a great one!
Erin.
GUILTY AS CHARGED
That was my favorite, and I’m giving it to my wife.
These are fucking perfect.
!!!!
Thanks That I understood 99% of these makes me feel a bit less single… I am buying flowers for myself on “V” Day (what DOES the V standard for, hmmm?)
Standing ovation
With a slow clap. ??
Can’t you tell…that I Kara lot for you.
I’ve loved you…since I Sawyer face.
I. Can’t. Even.
Erin, are you sure you’re not a grounder? Because you’ve shot an arrow through my heart with these….
I’ll keep this short. Omg. Lol.
Dreaming of the day when “Gay Stew” catches on as a nickname for Stewart…
Brilliant!
I was enjoying these and then I got to Olivia Benson and just died.
I think my wife is slightly jealous of my crush on OB though so I probably will not get a card with her on it – unless it said something like “who is actually real, actually gay and actually loves you back… NOT OLIVIA BENSON”
amen.
I feel so old because i barely get the jokes. Are There Cliffs notes?
Bah haha! love it
ok, who’s making more? I need one featuring Arizona and Callie… And more ghostbusters, always more Kate!
Erinnnnnnnnnnnn