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Erin has written 208 articles for us.
I lost it at the U-Haul, Erin. :)
You know, I actually bought my first “same-sex card” at the grocery store this year for my wife. I can’t really get over the shock.
True story: when my wife proposed to me she asked me if I would be her “Alex Cabot” to her “Olivia Benson”
… I said yes, as long as we promised never to let Fred Thompson come between us.
AWWWWW! that’s a great proposal story.
<3 <3 <3 !!!!!
The Olivia Benson one made me scream.
Dorky bad pun valentines are my favorite thing about this time of year.
Love the Ghostbusters one especially, even if it’s not really a pun.
This is all great, do you have one featuring Ellen Page, or Jen Richards? Or one not for a queer friend?
You mean something like, “Turn the Page to see how much I love you?” I’m sorry, I had to.
Lol that is a great one!
GUILTY AS CHARGED
That was my favorite, and I’m giving it to my wife.
These are fucking perfect.
Thanks That I understood 99% of these makes me feel a bit less single… I am buying flowers for myself on “V” Day (what DOES the V standard for, hmmm?)
With a slow clap. ??
Can’t you tell…that I Kara lot for you.
I’ve loved you…since I Sawyer face.
I. Can’t. Even.
Erin, are you sure you’re not a grounder? Because you’ve shot an arrow through my heart with these….
I’ll keep this short. Omg. Lol.
Dreaming of the day when “Gay Stew” catches on as a nickname for Stewart…
I was enjoying these and then I got to Olivia Benson and just died.
I think my wife is slightly jealous of my crush on OB though so I probably will not get a card with her on it – unless it said something like “who is actually real, actually gay and actually loves you back… NOT OLIVIA BENSON”
I feel so old because i barely get the jokes. Are There Cliffs notes?
Bah haha! love it
ok, who’s making more? I need one featuring Arizona and Callie… And more ghostbusters, always more Kate!