It’s the season finale of Orange is the New Black, and so much shit is about to go down. Ride with me.
Lots of super serious things happen in this episode where the metaphor of and literal Hurricane Wanda really picks up speed but all I can do is make fun of Portland and be miserable.
The winds start blowing both literally and metaphorically as we lead up the the season finale.
Yeah right, like she WASN’T going to drink for those 48 hours of freedom.
Is it just me or does it seem like this episode has a lot of people smelling other things. Why is everyone smelling everything?
“Journalist dude’s mouth says ‘no problem, let me know if you change your mind’ but his face says ‘I AM VRY DISAPPOINTED IN U PIPER U ARE ACTING LIKE SEASON 1 PIPER RN’.” Caputo makes a cameo with a tiny plant.
It’s Valentine’s Day at Litchfield and Poussey Day in Flashbackland!
Shit is going down in the bathroom, y’all.
The Prodigal Daughter of White Trojan Horsery has returned to Litchfield, minus her bespectacled toxic popsicle and plus a newer harder attitude. What adventures await our little vanilla wafer? Time can only tell, inmating ritualists.
We hate to tell you, Dorothy, but you ain’t in Kansas High Security Prison anymore, and Toto’s only looking out for Toto.