Sunday Funday is Wishing Brittney Griner the Best Marriage of All Time

Happy Sunday Funday, y’all! Question: Was there ever a week where we needed good gay news more than this week? Probably not. And unless you’re like me and you react to bad news by buying new trousers online, that means you probably really need this right now.

Brittney Griner is Engayged!

It’s both your greatest fantasy and your worst nightmare: Brittney Griner is off the market, but in an adorable love-of-a-bae way of the best kind. She’s engaged to Glory Johnson, meaning her eventual ceremony will literally be a glorious union.

In New York, Wedding Venues Better Get Gay, Pronto

A New York court just ruled that a wedding vanue denying service to a gay couple was a violation of state law, so now all wedding venues pretty much should prepare for the destruction of everything their industry is based on: hegemonic heterosexuality, female submission, and those weird bridal mags I can’t relate to. JK, it just means SO MANY BEAUTIFUL WEDDING PHOTOS FOR OUR PEOPLE.

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Cara Delevigne is About to Be In (Your) Closet, Har Har

Cara Delevigne is designing a DKNY collection! Want some “tomboy wear”? Let’s just hope you can afford it.

Christina Aguilera Just Had A Baby

She’s done it again. And by “it” I mean made us all ponder just how someone could possibly be as cool a mom as Christina Aguilera.

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Slap It Out, Y’all

When in doubt, do as penguins do. Why don’t we sissy slap more often in this world.

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Carmen

Carmen spent six years at Autostraddle, ultimately serving as Straddleverse Director, Feminism Editor and Social Media Co-Director. She is now the Consulting Digital Editor at Ms. and writes regularly for DAME, the Women’s Media Center, the National Women’s History Museum and other prominent feminist platforms; her work has also been published in print and online by outlets like BuzzFeed, Bitch, Bust, CityLab, ElixHER, Feministing, Feminist Formations, GirlBoss, GrokNation, MEL, Mic and SIGNS, and she is a co-founder of Argot Magazine. You can find Carmen on Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr or in the drive-thru line at the nearest In-N-Out.

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10 Comments

  2. I like how the tallest penguin is like, “c’mon guys, we can settle this without violence, don’t bring me into it.” I’d be that penguin.

    • Holy smokes.
      I got married last weekend and now I am totally going to submit our photos to that blog!!
      Amazing.
      Thanks for sharing!

    • …Wow. I may just spend a while on that blog marveling at the fabulous photography and shamelessly daydreaming. A lovely blog!

  5. My ideal Brittney Griner/Glory Johnson wedding:

    Peaches raps the processional
    Ellen officiates
    Azealia Banks plays the reception
    Tiffany Bias comes out as gay

    That is all.

  6. Oh beautiful gay wedding photos. Once saw photography of a wedding that had Revolutionary Girl Utena tributes in it.
    Live Long and Prosper union of Brittney and Glory.

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