Stormy Daniels is Bisexual: Adult Film Actress Comes Out As Fan of Fisting Girls

Stormy Daniels, the adult-film actress and dancer who came into the public eye this past March when she courageously filed a lawsuit against certified overcooked idiot and alleged President, Donald J Trump, has come out as bisexual on social media.

Apparently, Stormy Daniels’ attorney, Michael Avenatti, was in a twitter feud with right-wing shithead Tomi Lahren regarding Trump’s decision to celebrate a college football team’s success with Big Macs and cold french fries. Eventually, another Twitter user, who’d clearly been enjoying their popcorn, suggested that Stormy engage Tomi in a fist fight. Do y’all remember that MTV claymation show Celebrity DeathMatch? I think about that a lot.

Daniels replied, “I’d enjoy using my fists on her… take that how you will. *wink wink.*” When asked by followers if this was a lesbian thing, she revealed:

Tomi Lahren has since moved on to talking shit about Cardi B and Alexandra Ocasio Cortez, while Stormy has been tweeting about the MAGA bigots at the Indigenous People’s March and sex workers’ rights. (It is important to note that Cardi B has accurately informed noted racist Tomi Lahren “Leave me alone I will dog walk you.”)

When told it was unbelievable that any woman would want cunnilingus from Stormy, she responded:

When told that her bisexuality was merely performative, she responded:

In the thread that ensued, many members of the LGBT community expressed their appreciation of and for Stormy Daniels. In response to the above tweet that asked Stormy, “Aren’t you just a paid man-pleaser?”, one wise tweeter named Jon Rudolph astutely noted, “On some level, aren’t we all just paid man-pleasers?” Indeed we are, Jon. Indeed we are.

Riese is a Jewish lesbian and the 37-year-old CEO, CFO and Editor-in-Chief of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, blogger, fictionist, copywriter, video-maker, low-key power lesbian and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and then headed West. Her work has appeared in nine books including "The Bigger the Better The Tighter The Sweater: 21 Funny Women on Beauty, Body Image & Other Hazards Of Being Female," magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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15 Comments

  1. Riese, I also think about Celebrity DeathMatch a lot. Mostly about how its the type of programming we truly need in these troubled times. Although nowadays a 9-year-old with an iPhone, some clay, and a YouTube account could make it.

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