“The Republicans are funding terrible gay movies to make the entire population straight!”

A blast from the past.

“I’m attracted to more than one gender, but am not sure what label to use. “Queer” resonates with me, but am I contributing to bisexual erasure if I don’t ID as bisexual?”

This week on “Faking It,” Amy goes to a hot underground rave party and interacts romantically with another girl who likes girls!

Rough sex, vanilla, voyeurism, kegels, queer sex workers and more.

I never had to think to myself, “where are the people that look like me?” because they were there, in abundance, everywhere I looked.

An exasperated trans woman and her three narcissistic kids walk into a bar.

“Almost immediately Linda is convulsing, and getting red in the face, and moaning in a way I’ve never heard a lady moan before. Little short bursts of air. She is making spirit fingers in the way I imagine they are meant to be done.”

“Journalist dude’s mouth says ‘no problem, let me know if you change your mind’ but his face says ‘I AM VRY DISAPPOINTED IN U PIPER U ARE ACTING LIKE SEASON 1 PIPER RN’.” Caputo makes a cameo with a tiny plant.

Everyone: ALI NO
Ali: ALI YES

“After a while though we stopped thinking we were just reading this film with a gay lens (like I can’t help but do with Kiki’s Delivery Service) and actually looked it up online — where all the facts come from — and there it was. Theo is a lesbian.”

“Real human change requires space to be honest with yourself, honest with others; a space that doesn’t exist when you’re trapped by necessity behind a fortress of self-protection. As the inmate Poussey in Orange replies when a correctional officer pressures her to speak openly during a group therapy session: “Does it ever occur to you that actually feeling our feelings might make it impossible to survive in here?”

Alex, Jess, Lily, Riese & Natalie attended the Anyone But Me launch party where we rubbed elbows with the cast and crew including Susan Miller, Rachael Hip-Flores and Nicole Pacent.

Felix says they need an idea to trap Donnie, and Alison tells him what every college student already knows: drinking leads to ideas.

Here’s our roundup of the biggest, best, and worst events for gay people in 2009.

“Poetry calls us into ourselves. It’s asking you to be truthful and say whatever it is you need to say.”

Skeletons and debutantes.

A show about “celebrities” with “relationship problems” being solved by a “professional” team of therapists. Quotation marks intentional.

“For some reason this movie really wants us to know that sometimes Britney and Jamie Lynn have wrestling matches and Jamie Lynn always wins.  Picture that for a minute.  Now move on.”

This week we got a lesbian love scene on Stargate Universe, out actress Haviland Stillwell guesting on Eastwick, a super-awkward episode of GLEE and hot girl Elizabeth Banks on “Modern Family.” Oh right; and so much more!