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Oh boy do I have a plant like that, and the worst part is that my gf gave it to me for out anniversary so I feel so guilty hoping it will just kick the bucket but also it feels like if I don’t hit just the right watering schedule it looses its shit
As an avid gardener myself (run several local community gardens including my own and a NE wheat farm) I can relate.
Life would be so much simplerer if plants obeyed our commands!! Ah well, can’t even get my dog to obey my commands!!
LOL Plants know who to listen to…