Stacy London’s lil summer freckles, Amandla Stenberg teaches business, and I actually got sad the other day because I remembered that Gillian Anderson had a girlfriend in college and that girlfriend was not me.
Happy Birthday, Laverne Cox! Also, King Princess wants to be your gender queer Marky Mark, Hayley Kiyoko is stealing your aesthetic, and who else does dramatic shit like Gigi Gorgeous?
TELL ME!!!!
It’s pretty refreshing to see Dove Cameron be so open about being bisexual while she’s still very top of mind for tiny humans who now have a queer role model to look up to.
Niecy Nash and Jessica Betts are absolute perfection. Someone get me Samira Wiley’s ENTIRE outfit, post haste! And Generation Q is approaching! Are you prepared? Are you ready? Are you excited? Are you nervous! Are you all of the above?
“I am proud to let you know that I identify as non-binary & will officially be changing my pronouns to they/them moving forward.”
Personally I am scared of how gorgeous Hayley Kiyoko looks!! Also, I am thrilled to report that the soccer MILFs continue to be MILFs and Quinn Wilson, ever the innovator, using her dog camera to make selfie art.
Alright, let’s bring on the hot moms!
Welcome to the world, George Elizabeth, and congratulations on being born after TikTok has erased all traces of heteronormativity; you’ll never know a time when everyone wasn’t already just gay!
Ali Krieger and Ashlyn Harris are literally dedicated to ruining my life, the powerful lesbian energy radiating from a midday L Word reunion, and stars are just like us! They also take increasingly silly photos with their cats on their couches!
Inspirational content from Nicey Nash delivered from a pool is in fact what my midweek needed. Also: Kristen Kish and Bianca Dusic, now wives! And here is a meal that Melissa King could have made for you (yes, you).
Walking one hundred miles on a treadmill in an air conditioned room seems straight; walking one thousand miles through a mystical timeless void so you have more time to pine? That’s gay. Grace Baldridge has cracked the code!
In the middle of Saturday night, Zoe Kravitz announced on her Instagram that she and Taylour Paige are officially “a thing.” What kind of thing? That remains unclear. But gays — it is time to sound the alarms!
Angel Olsen put it quite simply: “I’m gay” and me and my homegirls are quite pleased. It’s safe to say I’m a fan and I’m very happy about this news.
Ali Krieger and Ashlyn Harris’ baby has SIMPLY the best baby face I have ever seen, and Hayley Kiyoko is wearing HARD PANTS??? Can you even imagine? I cannot.
When exactly did they develop a taste for the cherry and on which day in history did they finally deign to take a bite?
Sarah Paulson sharing mysterious photos of Holland Taylor, there’s a lot of Aries energy in this week’s column, and who is ready to have the conversation about Top Chef being TOP TIER reality TV that is slept on?
So look. At least half of this post is… uh…*counts* four images of Janelle Monáe. And then… a video. Of Janelle Monáe. I couldn’t pick! How was I supposed to choose?? In this economy?
We’re here to celebrate the sh*t outta Samira Wiley making back selfies a thing, the search for Ella Hunt’s exactly perfect cheesey treat, and Janelle Monáe looks incredible — we know this.
Let’s start placing our bets on how many deeply gay bops and ballads we’re gonna get on this Demi Lovato album? Also: Jamie Clayton, Hari Nef, and Kate Moennig’s dog always knows how to find the camera.