Welcome to No Filter, a weekly walk in the park wherein we pass a lot of pictures of queer celebrities and then look at them, describe them, and discuss them. This week is all over the place, just like my brain!
Listen I know this isn’t Kristen Stewart’s instagram because she doesn’t have one but ladies and gentlepeople WE WILL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR IT. The first pic is snagged from her girlfriend’s instagram of last week, but please do click through to the additional slides to witness Kristen Stewart on The Howard Stern Show announcing her intention to propose to Dylan. They’ve been dating for five minutes, which is five years in lesbian time.
Hayley Kiyoko has bangs now
Asia Kate Dillon doesn’t have a shirt now
Amandla Stenberg is ready to go home and watch maybe the end of that ep and share a joint and then maybe just like cuddle if that’s ok now?
If my high school journal was on a jacket I hope one side would say “The whole Aaron thing is completely unlike any other thing. It’s just that we are soulmates” and the other side would say “I don’t like Aaron anymore. Hmmm… I just don’t. I lost interest.” That way people would know right away that I’m a woman who has always known what she wants.
Halloween happened to fall upon us directly after last week’s No Filter, which means there were a few notable costumes I was unable to note last week. Let’s fix that:
“Listen up, cause I’m only telling you this once. I’m not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It’s 2033. The world is *screwed* now. You see, a while ago this humongous comet came crashing into the earth. Bam, total devastation. End of the world as we know it. No celebrities, no cable TV, no water. It hasn’t rained in 11 years. Now 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub – so it ain’t all bad.”
Tell me about it, stud.
You’ve won the battle but I’m about to win the wardrobe.