Welcome back to No Filter, your weekly guide to everything Abby Wambach ordered on her victory pizza. This week, I’m told that some sports happened! Also, there were a lot of fireworks and BBQs. I don’t understand how any of those things work, so I watched Independence Day by myself in my backyard and spent a few contemplative hours looking at celesbian Instagram. Here’s what I found:
We may as well get started with Megan Rapinoe, right?
It’s 10 am, have you thought about babies yet today? Here’s Ellen Page with a baby.
How about Samira Wiley with Lauren Morelli’s dog?
https://instagram.com/p/4qY_XzGFX_/
Same.
https://instagram.com/p/4r9H1VG6GK/
Every time Maritza and Flaca are friends in real life, a kitten gets its wings.
Laverne Cox is working on footage for her Free CeCe McDonald documentary, and seeking out last-minute support for their Indiegogo fundraiser.
https://instagram.com/p/42ymplxA3F/
Transparent season 2 is almost upon us. Namaste. Hey girl, hey.
Ela Darling and her gal pal Arden Sirens celebrated one year of wearing matching outfits and looking like the twins inĀ The Shining.
Probably the biggest story (on my end) of the past week was Miley Cyrus and Stella Maxwell’s suddenlyĀ awfullyĀ public relationship, which means that the biggest story of the coming week is that Stella is hanging out with Miley’s cats. Instagramming your girlfriend’s catĀ elevates Stella into an entirely new echelon of gay, and we’re happy to welcome her.
Join us next week, when the ladies of OITNB form a hardscrabble soccer league and take on rival prisons.
Meeeeeegan Rapiiinoooooeeee
“What level of gay are you?” “Well, I instagram pictures of my girlfriend’s cats…” “Omg that’s some advanced gay.”
i can’t tell if instagramming with your girlfriend’s dachshund is the same thing?
My ovaries are now singing the song of their people, thanks to Ellen snuggling our baby. I mean her baby. I mean that actress baby. What?
nerd
oh no! That was in response to Elizabeth, but it FAILED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Who is Ela Darling, why are they so beautiful? Am I a bad gay, not knowing??
She’s a porn star and has a masters degree in library and information science. She seems pretty cool from what I’ve seen!
interesting. i had no idea who she was either.
“Sheās a porn star and has a masters degree in library and information science.”
Ummmm, that might be the hottest thing I have ever heard.
(I’ll be in my bunk)
Could not resist and have no regrets.
LIS is a noble and importance field in this day and age
ALSO REALLy COOOOL!
Glad it wasn’t just me
Not by a long shot there’s something about queer women and librarians or just plain smart women in general.
omg, kittens. and samira wiley. i can’t see ellen page and the baby :(
I couldn’t either. I guess it was just too powerful for my measly phone to load. (So I clicked on the link under the photo and it brought me to actual Instagram and that photo.)
Drunk, celebratory Pinoe is the cutest.
Miley gets better and better every week like wine. Samira is perfect. SO MANY CATS THIS WEEK. Also serious question, while we are all praising her excellencies Abby Wambach and Megan Rapinoe, does anyone know who #22 on the USWNT is? Because she is someone that I would like to look at a lot, preferably on instagram where I can also see what she ordered at pinkberry this week.
Meghan Klingenberg
https://instagram.com/meghankling/
you’re welcome :)
22 is Meghan Klingenberg. If you’ve watched the latest video where the team was in LA, Megan Rapinoe introduced her; “We have the same name but with an extra letter and we don’t know why.”
Yes, I do! It’s Meghan Klingenberg! http://www.ussoccer.com/players/2014/03/15/02/35/meghan-klingenberg#tab-3
I don’t fully understand instagram, so I can’t point you to hers… :(
I logged on specifically to say: Meghan Klingenberg! Her instagram and twitter are both @meghankling.
I looked at this post solely to see a picture of Ellen Page holding a baby… and that’s the only one that won’t load! Why, internet, whyyyyyy….
I don’t see the Samira picture, it’s just the Transparent picture twice. And I guess I need to look up what this Miley business is.
I was just thinking today how cool it would be if Tegan and Sara did a special meet and greet but just with Sara’s cat. I really just want to meet that cat.
Is it possible to love Megan Rapinoe too much?!
Never.
Absolutely not.
I am endlessly psyched about the USWNT and also about Megan Rapinoe’s instagram presence in general. The enthusiasm!
Ellen Page looks too young to be holding a baby it makes my But Pregnancy Can Be Prevented Safe Sex parts flail about and want to cut some Abstinence Only Education fools in their soft parts.
Regardless that she is gay and okay therefore less likely to get accidentally preg and not that young of a youngin.
This probably a side effect of where I live >_>
Kitties! Baby! Laverne Cox! Samira Wiley (and puppy)! *happyflail*
It’s delightful to discover that your cat sleeps in exactly the same position as Tegan & Sara’s.
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY AND THE ELLEN PAGE PICTURE WON’T LOAD THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
I THINK I FIXED IT i don’t know why ellen page’s insta always does this.
Dear Pinoe:
I think you are the bees knees. Your bleach job is on point. I’m digging your haircut as usual. Those sunglasses are questionable but you are rocking them
you are also very good at soccer
Thank you for being yourself
Love,
Me.
Any post that includes a picture of Samira Wiley is automatically the best thing ever! #babealert
Exactly! And add in Ellen Page…yes.
Meet my cats, the aftermath: Why you gotta be so rude… Don’t you know I’m human too… (I was going to rewrite these lyrics with cat relevant details… Till I realised it works perfectly well as it is :-D ) example… I’m human too… A.k.a Yes I do have thumbs, I can open cat food, Give ear scratches, and open your doors…
That’s an extreme level of gay, Ms Maxwell.
Also, I so relate to Sara’s cat, on a spiritual level.
There was a 12 year old boy who came into the bar where I was watching the final World Cup game. His haircut looked just like Megan Rapinoe’s. At first I thought he was Megan Rapinoe. #WishfulThinking
Megan Rapinoe…oh my!
And Ellen Page with a baby?!
AND Samira in bed…
GREAT No Filter!!!