Love & Canada: How Is This Wedding In A Week?!?

Here's what's going on this week: Shannon and I are trying to do "oh my gosh we live in the same city and we're not worried about anyone leaving for a while" things, which which you should interpret as mostly sex and sex-related parties but also as just wanting to get lost in each other almost by accident pretty much all of the time. We're trying to do moving in together (but also not) things, like buying a new mattress and cleaning a lot and figuring out what gets plugged in where under the bed. I'm trying to do moving to a new country things, like getting an American number and a head start on my change of status application. And moving to a new city things, like forcing myself to leave the house sometimes and also interact with humans. And "going away for a week" work things, like all of the work I would normally do in that week but immediately. And wedding things, like ordering napkins and recyclable plastic champagne glasses in bulk and adamantly avoiding writing the ceremony that...

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Ryan Yates

Ryan Yates was the NSFW Editor (2013–2018) and Literary Editor for Autostraddle.com, with bylines in Nylon, Refinery29, The Toast, Bitch, The Daily Beast, Jezebel, and elsewhere. They live in Los Angeles and also on twitter and instagram.

Ryan has written 1142 articles for us.