Laura’s Team Pick: Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber

I spent a long time trying to figure out why it’s taken me so long to find this tumblr, but then I looked through the archives and realized that it’s only existed for 4 days. Help them out guys, submit pictures so I have cute things to look at!

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Laura is a tiny girl who wishes she were a superhero. She likes talking to her grandma on the phone and making things with her hands. Strengths include an impressive knowledge of Harry Potter, the ability to apply sociology to everything under the sun, and a knack for haggling for groceries in Spanish. Weaknesses: Chick-fil-a, her triceps, girls in glasses, and the subjunctive mood. Follow the vagabond adventures of Laura and her bike on twitter [@laurrrrita].

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  1. The title of this post made me chuckle. The tumblr itself made me lol. laugh intrusively loud actually.

  2. Oh man! I have yet to open the link, but this is going to make my life. My best friend – in her own words this morning – is a 15 year-old homosexual boy trapped in the body of a 24 year old woman who looks like a 13 year-old girl. And she is in love with Justin Bieber (and apparently had a dream last night that involved buying him booze, knowing that he was using her, and then making out with him). She got me hooked (especially to this This is going to make everything so so so much better. THANK YOU.

    • PS I sent her the link via email and her response was 14 full lines of HAHAHA… ending with “fdAHSD OMG”

  3. TEGAN QUIN DOES NOT LOOK LIKE JUSTIN BEIBER. THAT IS AN ABOMINATION. although justin bieber is a beautiful lesbian.

    • yea. the majority of em lesbians there don’t look too much like Justin Bieber (unfortunate!) That tumblr needs some help from the Autokickass team to find the proper pitchas.

      • Yeah, I found the title funnier than the photos b/c not many were close at all beyond having short hair. Except that one that was Amanda Bynes?

        • i was thinking the same thing. they need some serious help. and i can’t believe i missed the photo of amanda bynes.

  4. Also, I had been pronouncing Bieber like BI-ber in my head until one of my students said that she had been to the Justin BEE-ber concert at the Eiffel Tower last week and it sounded so much like beaver I had to pretend cough to hide a fit of giggles. Because I really can’t explain to my students that I often have the mental state of a 12 year old.

    • i think we should just call all lesbians who look like justin bieber “justin beavers”. just sayin.

      • i am lolling like a mentalist. and when i stop laughing i think of it anf lol again. i cant actually look at your post as i type this as i may actually die

    • Fun fact: “Bieber” is actually the german word for “Beaver”. So laughing out loud is definitely in order. ;)

  5. now that i think about it there ARE a lot of justin beavers walking around these days!

  6. This is really hilarious :D I can’t imagine justin to be a lesbian

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