Holiday Shopping List Without Commentary: Julie & Brandy’s “Hilarious and Awesome” Gifts

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Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard, world-famous movie producers and the stars of In Your Box Office With Julie & Brandy right here on, have created a holiday shopping list for “hilarious & awesome” people. This is that list.

1. Retro 80’s cell phone headset

Is that Jamie Lee Curtis?


2. Novelty marijuana that causes gas!


3. Ramona Singer’s Pinot Grigio

(Because everyone loves to hate the Real Housewives of NY)

Bottoms up!


4. The Book of Awkward Family Photos



5. Pajama Jeans!


6. Barack Obama Bobble Head

(We actually have one of these and LOVE it)


7. 2011 Justin Bieber Calendar


8. Industrial size bucket of CheeseBalls


9. Red Hat Cat Kitchen Sponge


10. Inflatable Tiger Head


12. Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper


13. The Autostraddle Calendar

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  1. Well, I have to say I’m glad my girlfriend dumped me right before Christmas. I will be spending the money that would have gone to her gifts to buy myself some pajama jeans, to wear while I eat my industrial size bucket of cheese curls as I read my Awkward Family Photos book… And I just really want the cat sponge, because, well, cats.

  2. I don’t understand that photo of the two couples kissing behind the wiggly baby, are they a polygamous/polyamorous family and that’s their child? Why are they kissing so awkwardly? It looks like they can hardly touch each other like when you kissed people in elementary school because you just wanted to know what a kiss what like all squinchy faced and confused. And why are the walls and crib so creepily bare? Why is everyone clutching the crib like there’s some hungry baby eating monster lurking nearby but they’re only half paying attention because they’re lost in their SUPER AWKWARD KISSING.

    I really want that phone extension but in orange.

  3. can i just say that i adore how my two options for calendars on this list are THEJUSTINBEIBER2011 (which would be USELESS IN A MONTH ANYWAYS) or the fucking AU.TO.STRA.DLE CAL.EN.DAAAAAR.

    geniuses. whoever came up with that, just wanna let you know I SEE WHAT YOU DID THARRRRRR.

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