Holiday Gift Guide 2013: Gifts For Kids Who Have Way Too Many Toys


It’s really, really fun to give gifts to children. They’re colorful, they make noise and it’s still super fun to shop in the toy section as an adult. I don’t know about the kids in your life, but the small kids in my life are so grateful for any kind of present they’re given. Recently my mom gave my three-year-old niece a jewelry bead and I swear, she asks if she can sleep with it in her bed at night (kids are weird). She can name where every toy or gift she has came from, whether it was a present from me or her mother or my girlfriend or her great grandma. She remembers and she appreciates things that are given to her. It’s my favorite thing about her.

The thing is, if you have a small child in your life, chances are that child has way too many toys already. Honestly, I’m not even sure where the bins and bins and bins full of toys in our living room and my niece’s bedroom came from. All I know is that she only plays with half of what she has, loses at least one significant part to every toy within ten minutes of ownership and the tiniest, sharpest pieces always find their way into the arch of my foot while I’m venturing for coffee in the morning. Maybe you know this feeling. Maybe you know someone who knows this feeling.

This is maybe only 1/3 of the toys my niece has and yes, there are TWO baby strollers. Whyyyyyyy?

This is maybe only 1/3 of the toys my niece has and yes, there are TWO baby strollers. Whyyyyyyy?

So therein lies the dilemma: what do you get for a kid who already has way too many toys?

My little human is three, but I’ve rounded up gifts to give to the small people in your life from baby-size to around eight or nine. Also, huge disclaimer here–please double-check that anything you buy is specifically designed for the age of the kiddo you’re giving it to, as anything with small pieces will definitely not be for the young youngins who still want to taste anything and everything. Also, the eight-year-olds in your life will hate you so much if you give them anything too babyish. Trust me on that one.


Books are my #1 favorite gift to give to children. My mom always gave us books as presents and it’s a tradition I’ve always felt passionate about passing on. Kids love books, whether that be because the pictures or rhymes or story, and there’s a lot of ways to inform their world through your choice of books. I prefer books that don’t talk or read for you purely for not only my sanity’s sake (did you know kids really like to press the same button over and over and over and over?) but there’s something really bonding about sitting down and reading with a kiddo beside you on the couch.


Classic Books

Super awesome classic kids books are always well-received by both parents and children. You could do what I always do and just be selfish and give the kid your favorite childhood book, which will of course make them have amazing taste in literature later on in life.

Ferdinand the Bull by Munro LeafThe Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Where The Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak / The Mitten by Jan Brett

Harold and The Purple Crayon by Crockett Johnson


Should-be Classic Books

These books are best used when subverting your Republican brother-in-law’s authority or showing your son that some boys like to wear dresses and that’s pretty awesome.

D is for Democracy: A Citizens’ Alphabet Book by Elissa Grodin / Everyone Counts: A Citizens’ Number Book by Elissa Grodin

Free To Be You And Me by Marlo Thomas and Friends / Tango Makes Three by Justin Richardson

My Princess Boy by Cheryl Kilodavis / Don’t Laugh At Me by Steve Seskin


Princess Books

Siiiiigh. Princess books. But listen, overthrow the system from within, you know? I find it extra hard to buy books for young girls because I want the message to be super positive and unlike all of the Happily-Ever-After bullshit they’re already getting. So use that platform of Princess-devotion to teach the young women you know that they can break out of those gender roles and still be any kind of princess they’d like to be.

Pink Princess Rules School Perfectly by Alyssa Crowne (This is a series!)

Do Princesses Wear Hiking Boots by Carmela LaVigna Coyle (This is a series!)

The Paper Bag Princess by Robert Munsch / Not All Princesses Dress In Pink by Jane Yolen and Heidi Yolen 



Okay, I am going to break my very own rule about not getting that kid a toy. Here’s my new rule: Do not get a kid a toy with ANY removable small pieces. They’ll lose them in ten seconds. They will. Anyway, it is easiest to sneak in a new gadget or toy if it is educational and really cool and the parent will also appreciate it. I especially love these Uncle Milton toys, like the rainbow (an obvious choice!) and the moon. These will hit up a pretty large age range, from younguns entranced with pretty colors to older kids interested in planets and space.


Okay, okay, okay, so these have small pieces. I am the worst. But wouldn’t it be great to encourage a young girl (or boy, I don’t care! Boys can play with pink) to be interested in science with this science kit or engineering with these GoldieBlox?

Wildcards Guaranteed To Please

Superhero costumes! Every kid loves superheroes. This is an awesome way to teach young girls that they can be superheroes, and it’s also a good way to take away the ridiculous branding of superheroes. Why can’t the kiddo be a special and unique kind of superhero, not just one with fake muscles on the chest. Whoa, did that just become a teaching opportunity? I think it might have.


Trust me on this one. The three-year-old in my life is obsessed with wall decals. She has butterflies and Minnie Mouse all over her walls, along with a random one that says Girls Can Be Anything They Want To Be which is charming but is still pink and flowery. Wall decals may not even seem like a fun gift to you, but can you name any child you know who doesn’t love stickers? And these are stickers they get to put on the wall. (Whisper voice) Wowwwww.

Blocks / Tree / Space

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Hansen is the former DIY & Food Editor of and likes to spend most days making and cooking and writing. She teaches creative writing at Colorado State University and is pursuing a Masters of Fine Arts in her free time.

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  1. I recently read “Click, clack, moo, cows that type.” It’s all about farm animals negotiating for workers rights…

  2. What a great list of books for kids! I love the Paper Bag Princess by Robert Munsch! He has written lots of fun books, though some are going out of print. Magazine subscriptions can be a fun gift for kids- getting things in the mail is always exciting!

    Donating a book to the local public library in celebration of the child is one gift that I give when the kids I watch turn 5. The librarians put a note in the front of the book saying who it is from. Then we can check it out later to get a turn with the book. It is a great way of sharing and giving to others, too!

  3. I love Harold and the Purple Crayon and the Paper Bag Princess!!! I have a shirt of harold and the purple and always get tons of compliment on it. :)

  4. I had no idea what to get my niece this year, but now she’s getting “The Paper Bag Princess.” I think I may be more excited to read it than she will be.

  5. I have two small humans in my life and intend to be the aunt who always buys books and/or educational things instead of more plastic rubbish to fill up my sister’s living room. Thanks for giving me some more ideas!

    I recently gave my nephew Click Clack Moo and it was a big hit – recommended for any people who want their small humans to learn words like ‘neutral party’ and ‘ultimatum’ :)

  6. This is super handy; I have to buy presents for a bunch of kids and apparently Harry Potter book-sets are only appropriate from age 8-9’ish. who knew

  7. What a great gift guide! I agree that many kids could use something other than toys. I have gotten my niece and nephews books for years…I’ve had some hits, some misses. Hits included Olivia and Captain Underpants.

    I’m really excited about a gift I got for my 10 year old nephew this year…the first year he’s just a little too big for toys. I got him a tabletop roleplaying game! Munchkin, to be specific. He loves acting and also dragons, so it seems so perf and I wish I could play it with him right away!

  8. My two and three year old nephews are both getting the Darth Vader and Son book.

    I wanted to get them Shel Silverstein but apparently they’re still a bit young for that.

  9. Great book suggestions! I have some of them in my classroom library, but am always looking for new additions.

  10. I have to say I really love those wall decal things. There were some Super Mario ones I found a while back and it had some customer photos. They look really cool. And I think they’re a great way to change up the room without doing so much paint work! I love the list of books here too! I remember Where the Wild Things Are as being one of the few books I read first.

  11. oh ho ho i totally have the moon in my room in my room and it is pretty awesome and i am on the downhill half of my twenties let’s just put it that way

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