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Omg, over 16 minutes. Not sure why I had so much trouble, it makes a world of sense.
3 minutes 1 second! I finally figured out how this game works… sweet!
One minute 19 seconds! Got the last word instantly and then once it clicked it was very satiafying.
The True Order of Things
️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪–🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–⚫️⚫️–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
1min 49 seconds! Got the first word and the others just clicked
6:39, missed the post category reference but got there eventually!
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢⚫️🟡⚫️🟢⚫️–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢⚫️⚫️🟢⚫️–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢⚫️🟡🟡🟢⚫️–🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟡🟡🟡🟡⚫️⚫️–⚫️⚫️–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
haha first word gave me trouble but then i KNEW
Same!
The True Order of Things
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢🟢⚫️🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️⚫️🟡⚫️🟢🟡–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️🟢⚫️–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️–🟢🟢–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
Same!
The True Order of Things
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢🟢⚫️🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️🟡⚫️🟡🟡🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️🟡🟡⚫️⚫️🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️🟡⚫️🟡⚫️⚫️–🟢🟢–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
Same!!!! I cackled
The True Order of Things
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢🟢⚫️🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢🟢🟡⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟡⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️⚫️🟡⚫️🟡⚫️–🟢🟢–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
The True Order of Things
️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪–🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟡🟢🟢⚫️🟢🟡–⚫️⚫️–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
⚫️⚫️🟢🟡⚫️⚫️–⚫️⚫️–⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️🟡⚫️⚫️⚫️🟡
Jumped back and forth between words but then once I got the first one it all clicked. 4min and 59 seconds.
Hahaha it took me so damn long to get the first word, but once I did
The True Order of Things
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢🟢⚫️🟢⚫️–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢🟢🟡⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢⚫️🟡🟢⚫️–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢⚫️🟡🟡🟢⚫️–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️🟡🟡🟡🟡⚫️–🟢🟢–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
i solved this but have to admit that i had “help” and by that i mean my girlfriend who works for autostraddle gave me clues so i could get the last word
Lol!
While I’m devastated that this wasn’t a cozy couple’s activity for you, I am glad that it worked out for you!
Tried to guess the middle word first cause I thought a two-letter word would be easier to guess. Got there in the end!
The True Order of Things
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢🟢⚫️🟢🟢–🟢⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢⚫️⚫️🟡🟢🟢–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟡⚫️⚫️🟡🟢–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️⚫️🟡⚫️🟡⚫️–⚫️⚫️–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
getting that first word was so hard! 8 mins 46 seconds!
The True Order of Things
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢🟢⚫️🟢🟢–🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢🟢⚫️🟢🟢–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟡⚫️⚫️🟡⚫️–⚫️⚫️–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
⚫️🟡🟡🟡⚫️⚫️–⚫️⚫️–🟡🟡🟢⚫️🟡⚫️⚫️🟡⚫️⚫️
riese i say this with great affection but i can’t believe you of all people didn’t get the second two words immediately after finally getting the first one
4 minutes even! This was hard lol
The True Order of Things
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️🟢🟢⚫️🟢🟢–🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟡🟢⚫️⚫️🟡⚫️–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️🟡⚫️⚫️🟡⚫️–⚫️⚫️–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
I am loving seeing all these results showing the path everyone’s brain was taking to the answer!
4 minutes 59 seconds. Starting with the middle word was a TERRIBLE choice!
️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪–🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟡⚫️⚫️🟡🟡–⚫️⚫️–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
i did the same and it was the WRONG order of things, hahaha
some days I try to do these puzzles and my brain is just like “how do words work??” but then today I guessed it all in one turn
It took me a while!
The True Order of Things
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢⚫️🟢🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️🟢🟡⚫️🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️🟢🟡⚫️🟢⚫️–🟢🟢–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
This felt like a LONG 4 min 15 sec
The True Order of Things
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢⚫️🟢🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️🟢🟡⚫️🟢🟢–🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️🟡⚫️🟡🟢⚫️–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟡⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️–⚫️⚫️–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
That stupid second word! I literally went through every vowel combo until it hit me!
I also spent way too long on the last word. (Spoiler) my first attempt was “levelofgay” all one word, lol. But I got there eventually!
The True Order of Things
️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪–🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢⚫️⚫️🟢🟢–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️🟢🟡⚫️🟢🟢–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️⚫️🟡⚫️🟢🟢–⚫️⚫️–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
It took me so long to figure out the first word. I’m ashamed it took me so long to work this out when it makes so much sense *facepalm*
The True Order of Things
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️🟢⚫️⚫️🟢🟢–🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️🟢🟡⚫️🟢🟢–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️⚫️🟡🟡🟢🟢–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️⚫️🟡🟡🟢🟢–⚫️⚫️–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
🟡🟡⚫️⚫️🟡🟢–⚫️⚫️–🟡🟡⚫️⚫️⚫️🟡🟡⚫️🟡⚫️
LMAO this solved itself once I figured out the first word!
The True Order of Things
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️⚫️🟢⚫️⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢⚫️⚫️⚫️🟡–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️–🟢🟢–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
6 mins 06!
The True Order of Things
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢🟢🟢⚫️🟢🟢–🟢⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
🟢⚫️🟢⚫️🟢⚫️–⚫️⚫️–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️⚫️🟡⚫️⚫️🟡–⚫️⚫️–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️🟡–⚫️⚫️–🟡⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️🟢🟡⚫️
The True Order of Things
🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️⚫️🟡🟡🟢🟢–️⚪️⚪–️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪
⚫️🟡⚫️🟡🟡🟢–🟢🟢–🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢
⚫️⚫️🟡⚫️🟡⚫️–⚫️⚫️–⚫️🟢🟡⚫️⚫️🟢⚫️🟢⚫️⚫️
These take me a long time, but I did get it!