A+ members, hello! So, this whole brilliant experiment was somehow, someway dreamed up during a Slack conversation in the Autostraddle office. Yes, Laneia had something to do with it, and I, as the other resident Aquarius on the senior team was delighted to run with the idea.
Here's the concept: you know the meme where people describe themselves in three characters? What if someone else did that for you? We thought it would be a hoot and a half to set the team up, in a way that was shrouded in mystery, with two people who they would secretly gift a reading of three characters who they believe collectively embody the energy of that person. I, as the only person who knows who got who, abstained, though one person did volunteer a reading fo...
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